The Definitive BE Story Archive

The Overflowing Bra

7th Sep 09
This is one of my favorites, just because it's so unrelentingly nutty. I also think it has some of the best expansion sequences in it that I've written. Plus I like the moral message that it sends. I don't have a reliable time stamp on this, but it must have been written in 1999 or 2000.
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5,761 downloads
7th Sep 09
I always really liked this one, just because it's so... ah... lightweight. A silly story that is almost entirely derived from the title. I don't have a reliable timestamp on this file, but it's probably from 1999-2000.
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4,385 downloads
7th Sep 09
A leprechaun delivers a roll of magic bills, which turns into a potporri of expansions and transformations. This one has as little plot as possible to hold it together. A little story I wrote later on -- the date I see for this file is 2002.
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13,542 downloads
6th May 02
Why in the world would anyone need a ray to make a woman smaller? You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
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14,243 downloads
17th Apr 01
Happyguy returns with a hilarious satire about writing BE stories. I mean, a true story about how he was abducted by aliens. I mean, a thought-provoking probe into our shared fetish. I mean... what the hell do I mean?
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8,634 downloads
12th Jul 98
The Greek Gods invented BE... didn't you know that? This history lesson/story is the proof!
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7,560 downloads
28th Jun 98
A funny short story done in the Find-Your-Own-Way method, but with fun BE results! Play along and enjoy!
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15,069 downloads
25th Mar 98
A snide reviewer goes in search of a BE author.
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5,600 downloads
1st Feb 98
Happyguy says: This one is inflation, and it's a little more experimental; I was playing with the Gothic/Romance novel sort of... wait, that's just bullshit. Maybe it's just a bad story.
6,603 downloads
1st Feb 98
The last one was so short, happyguy wrote another. Take two, they're small! (Although after this tale, not all that much is ""small"" anymore...).
5,370 downloads
1st Feb 98
Broad slapstick parody of ""kid gets phenomenal cosmic powers to save a planet"" stories -- but this time the phenomenal cosmic powers include the ability to inflate women's breasts.
5,781 downloads