Ah. High school. AKA the good ol’ days, not that they really were all that good, mind you. But then you or I likely didn’t have Master PC. Well, Mike does have Master PC, so for him the days really are good. Unfortunately, Danny Grant (formerly the vice principal) is onto him, and Danny’s replacement, The Vampire, is a little too detention-happy.
I mean really. It’s not like Mike started the orgy on purpose.