Doesn't quite live up to the claim of the title, but in a funny way.
I'm not sure what to call this spoof? Parody? Snarkfest? Whatever, it's great! I've read waaaaaay too many stories that were just as bad as this but were trying to be serious.
"I was simply trying to save the moment for not only the right audience, but for the day when Walmart had a half-price sale on both hand lotion and Kleenex."
Sam, I hope someday you return and write again. Or if you have work elsewhere, that I find it.
LMFAO that was fucking hilarious!!
This story is a great spoof. Good job.
BWHAHAHA!
I got a few much needed laughs out of that one.
Absolute genius! Had me laughing out loud.
That was great.
I agree, worst BE story ever, not much BE, horrible writing, need I continue?
Horrible, just horrible. Less of a gag than an insult to a large number of writers and fans of this fetish. Funny, but not enough to redeem it.
Due to the nature of this story the author should be proud that he got 1 on BE description and Characters. I believe that was the point. Certainly it was a technically well written spoof of the genre. Don't expect to read this and actually care about the BE. I personally feel that it is excellent that we have a so large and active community that a parody like this can be written. It did have me laughing out loud at points.
Excellent. True. Is the worst! So I don't like it. :))
brilliant!
blerg
I have to admit the idea is fantastic. Because there were much worser BE und character descriptions in other stories uploaded here, I have to give 5 points to each of the categories. But my main critique that I have to the most stories posted here is about the length.
This story was way too short. That's why overall enjoyment is only a 4!
Worthy of every piece of acclaim, as well as every bit of consternation, that has been given to it.
In the end, I just thought it was damn funny. *grin*
Hilarious! An excellent parody of the average BE story, written in a manner that is almost Simpsons-like in its highbrow view of a lowbrow subject.