The Newlywed Line Part 1: Getting High in the Sky
(Other parts to be released on Amazon Kindle.)
“A loving doe, a graceful deer-
may her breasts satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.”
-Proverbs 5:19, New International Version
The wonders of modern science have given us food out of thin air, accurate photographs of a black hole, self-lacing sneakers, and toilet paper. That’s the sort of stuff I saw in science fiction movies years ago!
What I didn’t expect was for reality to turn out even more marvelous than fiction! On our honeymoon were holograms, ‘experimental’ sexually-fueled drugs, and explosions aboard our state-of-the-art luxury flight to Hawaii on a private jet, The Newlywed Line. This was but the start of a prolonged adventure that accepting this wedding present caused! Why hadn’t I heard of anyone predicting these for my future?
The content of this document, what a certain legal advisor of mine says to call a ‘novel,’ is just your typical humorous autobiographical adult Christian romance novel featuring experimental drugs.
Right?
Average Scores:
- Overall: 1.30
- BE: 1.10
- Characters: 1.50
- Technical: 1.50
No
Overall= 1, BE= 1, Characters= 1, Technical= 1
Give up now
Overall= 1, BE= 1, Characters= 1, Technical= 1
Please kindlyfuck off
Overall= 1, BE= 1, Characters= 1, Technical= 1
I really love when the story is garbage, the expansion is garbage, the author is garbage. I don't mean to be toxic I just want to be clear that you can fuck right off.
OmniTrixie
Overall= 1, BE= 1, Characters= 1, Technical= 1
So let's see. I want the author to understand exactly how I feel about this story. What's the best wording to use for conveying my emotions?
Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
That should do it.
Annon
Overall= 1, BE= 1, Characters= 1, Technical= 1
The description of the characters were very bland, uninspired. The rapid pace of expansion made the scenes way to short to be enjoyed very much and besides that the story felt rushed and looked like a cheep cash grab story you'd find on Amazon
Congartis
Overall= 4, BE= 2, Characters= 4, Technical= 5
I pasted my review on this Google Doc since it wasn't showing on this page. Sorry if this got multiposted. httpsbit.ly2Jt61CA
Fuy
Overall= 1, BE= 1, Characters= 1, Technical= 1
Bland, uninspired. Felt like reading a premade template with the gaps filled, at times.
anon
Overall= 1, BE= 1, Characters= 1, Technical= 1
You know its going to be bad if you just read the description.
No
Overall= 1, BE= 1, Characters= 1, Technical= 1
This is unironic trash not even worth downloading to mock.
Apple
Overall= 1, BE= 1, Characters= 3, Technical= 2
The descriptions were bad. They amounted to no more than they grew then I climaxed. Second, I figured it was only a matter of time before the Amazon writers came here to peddle their wares. It's bad enough that they flood rbreastexpansion with their spam.
Please give the authors feedback, I can not emphasize enough how important it is to them.
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