Galaxy U

by Wren

She looked down at her pumpkin-sized breasts stretching her white sweater to its limits.



c 1995



     "Shhh...here she comes!"

     "What?"

     "Hey, don't look back yet."

     "What's the big deal?  She looks normal enough to me."

     "Oh yeah?  Just wait 'til she turns around!"

     "Well I still don't see...Whoa!"

     "Somthin' isn't she?"

     "She looks human!"

     "Yeah, a green-haired, pointy-eared, sabre-toothed, well-stacked

human."

     "Okay, so she's not quite human.  What planet did they say she

was from?"

     "They say she's from Swaf 5...some sort of desert planet...can

it, she's walking this way!"

     Luke and John tried to look innocent as Galaxy University's new

alien-exchange student walked briskly toward the end of the cafeteria

line where they were standing.  They tried not to stare directly at

her "breasts" which swayed and jiggled violently with each of her

bouncy steps.

     "Greetings!  My name is Neeko.   May I sit with you in the

dining establishment?  I have not yet made any friends and I would

appreciate your companionship."

     Luke seemed to be in a trance...staring deeply into her eyes

which, now that he was close enough for a good look, seemed to flicker

and change color every few seconds.

     "Hmm, mood-eyes" he thought to himself.  "Hi, I'm Luke and this

is John.  We'd be happy to...Ow!"  Luke began, but then received a

sharp nudge from John, whose smirking face seemed to say, "she's an

alien man!  Snap out of it!"  After picking up their trays, John

grabbed Luke's arm and dragged him to an empty table.

     "She's an alien man!"

     "I knew you were going to say that...Come on!  You have to admit

she's beautiful."

     "Yeah, but still..."

     "...And I've had other successful relationships with alien

coeds."

     "Okay okay, so maybe it's a possibility...but you should at

least go get a physical profile of the Swafs.  I mean, she might not

even have the right plumbing...after all, she does come from a desert

planet."

     "Hmm, he's got a point."  Luke thought to himself. Then again,

he had in the past found other ways to make love to alien women who

were missing certain bodily features.

     "Okay you win.  After lunch I'll call up the Swaf file on my

notebook computer."

     "Good man."

     "I appreciate your offer, but I just cannot drink your  Dr.

Fizz!"  Luke and John turned around and saw Neeko sitting at another

table.  She was trying to fight off the advances of a Norsher, who

seemed to be trying to force feed her a 32 oz. soda.

     "Please miss, I was admiring the way you eat, and nothing would

give me more pleasure than to see you gulp down this drink!"  And with

that Goalf the Norsher finally was able to get a drop onto her lips. 

She absentmindedly licked the drop from her mouth, and then her eyes

became bright blue, and seemed to lock on the drink cup.  She licked

her lips again and began smacking them as if she was dying of thirst. 

To the delight of Goalf she snatched the drink from him, holding it

with two hands and slurping on the straw as if it were a baby bottle.

     Goalf frequently badgered women at the cafeteria into eating

stuff for him, so no one really paid attention to what was going on,

except for Luke and John.  They watched even more intently as they

noticed Neeko begin to make little noises of contentment as she sucked

greedily on the straw.

     "Mmm mmm mmm mmm" Neeko closed her eyes and moaned. She was

clearly in ecstasy, but at the same time she was praying that no one

was watching her, for as she felt the soda drain down the tubes of her

digestive system, she knew where its final destination would be.

     "What the hell is going on over there!?!  Luke? Damnit you're

zoning out on me again Luke!"

     "Huh?  Wha?"

     "Get out your computer and call up that file now!"

     "Okay okay!"  Luke opened up his notebook computer and linked up

with the National Alien Database.  He punched up the Swaf file,

skimmed through the biological section and began reading one passage

aloud.

     "Okay here it is:  'The Swaf female's only major orifices are

located on the head.'  Damn!  I shoulda known!"

     "Not that paragraph stupid!  Keep reading!"

     "Okay...let's see..."

     "Mmmmm"  Neeko continued to moan and slurp until nothing but air

gurgled through her straw.  John looked back just in time to see her

set the large cup down to the side, giving him a perfect view of her

figure.

     "Ah, here it is!  'Water is very scarce on Swaf. However, when a

Swaf female does consume water, it triggers the pleasure center in her

brain, causing her to consume the entire body of liquid she is

drinking from.  Small amounts are converted directly to energy, but

large amounts of fluid are stored for later conversion in..."

     "Her breasts!"

     "Hey that's right, how did you know that?"

     "Look man!  Look!"

     Luke felt John's elbow nudging him painfully, so he quickly spun

his chair around.  His jaw dropped like a drawbridge as he looked at

Neeko and her newly bloated chest!  The half gallon of soda had been

split evenly between both her breasts, and they now threatened to

burst from her denim jacket.  She struggled to undo her buttons and

then her melon-sized breasts literally spilled out, jiggling like two

swollen water balloons as they filled her pullover sweater.

     "Whoa Luke!  Maybe you should ask her out after all!..."  John

began, but Luke had already sprang out of his chair running toward

Neeko, for he was afraid of what Goalf's next move might be.

     "Oh no!  Look what you've done!"  she scolded Goalf through her

tightly clenched teeth--she didn't want to attract too much attention. 

She cupped her hands under her breasts, feeling that they were still

firm and round, despite being bloated with soda.

     "What I did?  But you..."

     "That's enough Goalf, just leave the lady alone!" Goalf backed

off at Luke's command.  He was really harmless, and a few harsh words

were always enough to drive him away.

     "Are you okay Ms. Neeko?"

     "Oh please just call me Neeko.  Yes I'm fine now, thank you

Lake."

     Luke could here the soda fizz and swish in her swaying breasts

as she stood to greet him.

     "It's Luke.  And..."

     "...and don't mind Goalf, "  John said as he walked up to them,

"He's a Norsher...they enjoy feeding women until they're big as a

house."

     "Especially beautiful women, " added Luke, and Neeko shoot him a

smile that said, "Flattery will get you everywhere!"

     "Oh well, I guess he could've done worse.  If that stuff was

water, my body break most of it down into hydrogen and oxygen gas. 

What was in that drink anyway? It makes me feel all tingly inside."

     "Carbonated water," John said bluntly.

     "Oh no, I have to get out of here!" she muttered nervously

through her sharp teeth.  Luke suddenly heard a faint hissing sound

and noticed Neeko's breasts begin to swell even larger, pushing her

jacket open further.

     "Hydrogen and oxygen?  Shit those are volatile gases man!"  John

whispered to Luke.  "Let's get out before she blows!"

     Ignoring his friend's warnings Luke grabbed Neeko's arm and

quickly escorted her out the back door to an area behind the cafeteria

hidden by bushes.

     "Unnngh, I'm blowing up!"  Neeko moaned loudly as her hissing

breasts began to inflate more rapidly.  Luke began to back away, but

then it seemed she was moaning from pleasure, not from pain.

     "Mmmmmmm"  She closed her eyes and made little noises of

contentment like she did when she was drinking until finally her

breasts stopped inflating.  She looked down at her pumpkin-sized

breasts stretching her white sweater to it's limits.

     "Are you okay Neeko?"  Luke asked, noticing that she was

standing on her toes as if she were about to float away.  Her breasts

seemed to be pulling her chest skyward.

     "Oohh my!  My body can't absorb this much gas...unngh, I must

release it!"  And with that she began massaging her nipples through

her sweater until they became erect.  She continued massaging them

until finally, there was a faint hissing sound and her breasts slowly

deflated back to normal.

     "Boy was that weird!"  Luke thought to himself.

     After unsuccessfully attempting to make her over-stretched

sweater look decent again, Neeko walked over to Luke, "I really

appreciate your helping me Locust."

     "It's Luke."

     "I would have been really embarrassed if that had happened

inside.  What can I do to thank you?"

     Luke didn't have to think long.  "Would you like to have dinner

with me tonight?"

     "I'd love to!  Do you have a kitchen?"

     "Well ya but..."

     "Grand!  I'll bring over some food and cook the customary Swaf

first-date meal.  Where do you live?"

     "I'm renting that blue house on Bailey Street.  But I..."

     "Okay, I'll see you at...7pm then, is that alright?"

     "Um ya I guess...but..."

     "Okay it's a date then!  See you tonight Lokey!"  she said, and

she quickly disappeared around the cafeteria building.

     "Gee, she's even more aggressive than my second ex-girlfriend, " 

Luke thought to himself.

     "Now all you have to do is get her to drink some water tonight!" 

said John, who had been watching the whole thing from behind a

dumpster.

     "Hey, that would be awfully evil."  Luke raised his hand to his

chin and pondered for a moment, "I have to admit, the thought did

cross my mind."

     John held his hands up and moved them outward as if he were

trying to contain huge inflating breasts.

     "Stop John."

     John then began to bob up and down on his toes, "Oh no, I'm

gonna float away!  Grab my leg Luke!"

     "Cut it out!"

     "Oh no!  Don't light that match!  Kaaaboom!"  John lost his

balance and fell to the ground laughing uncontrollably.

     "John!"

     "Oh alright!  Jeeze, no sense of humor."



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     DING DONG!

     "Ah, 7pm on the dot," Luke opened the door to find Neeko

standing there holding a grocery bag.  She had changed from her

overstretched sweater into a silvery latex-like body-suit (probably

some sort of Swaf fashion).  It completely covered her body like a

second skin, creaking softly with even the slightest movement.

     "Where did she find a fetish clothing store in this town?"  Luke

thought to himself.

     "Greetings Lunk!  We are fortunate!  The university convenience

store received a shipment of Swaf food!  I will prepare it for us! 

Take me to your kitchen!" Neeko exclaimed.  She bounced up and down

with excitement, almost dropping her alien groceries.

     "Okay, I guess we'll get right down to dinner then.  The

kitchen is this way."

     Luke lead her to his kitchen/dining area, which he had

frantically cleaned up for her arrival.  Strangely, as soon as she

entered she stopped dead and looked as if she'd seen a ghost.

     "I hadn't anticipated that human kitchens would be so different! 

Please tell me what this device is," she said pointing to a burner.

     "Oh that's the stove top.  We use it to cook our food at high

temperatures."

     "Perfect!" said Neeko, and she removed an ornate pot from her

bag and placed it on the stove, turning the temperature control to

medium high.

     "And what is this device?" she said pointing to the top of his

refrigerator.

     "That's the freezer...it's where we freeze stuff for storage."

     "Perfect!"  she said again, removing a dish that was covered in

frost from her bag.  She opened the door and set it down inside.

     "What is down here?" she said opening the bottom part of the

refrigerator.

     "That's where we keep other stuff cold like beverages and

stuff."

     Neeko's eyes widened and she seemed to stare longingly at the

cans of beer and soda.  "Oh...beverages" she sighed, then quickly

snapped out of her trance and slammed the door shut.  "Okay, what

other devices are here?"

     Luke noticed her reaction to his drinks, but didn't mention it. 

"Well, there's the microwave where we nuke food and the toaster oven

and..."  Neeko continued taking food out of her sack and placing it

into every appliance Luke described.  She had punched up, plugged

in, and switched on just about everything but the kitchen sink.

     "What is this?"

     "The kitchen sink."

     "What does it do?"

     "Not much, you just turn this knob and..."

     "Water!?!  Humans have water dispensers in their homes???"

     "Yeah, pretty much everyone has one.  Since you're from a

desert planet you probably haven't seen much water, but human's

need plenty of it to survive.  So as long as I pay my bills, that

faucet will pretty much have an endless supply of...Neeko?  Are you

okay?"

     Beverages in the refrigerator and an endless supply of water

from the kitchen sink...the concept was almost overwhelming to Neeko,

who had once again fallen into a thirstful trance.

     "Neeko!?!"

     "Wha?  Oh sorry!  I was just um...watching the gwabo, I think it

needs stirring," she said, diving her hand into the pot of steaming

hot...uh...steaming hot...um...

     "Uh, gee, what are you cooking Neeko?"

     "It's gwabo...you know, stewed gwabat nards."

     She easily withstood the heat and (as Luke now noticed) the

stench as she literally hand stirred the stinky, greasy nards of a

gwabat.  Needless to say, Luke was feeling a little ill.

     "I'm going to go to the bathroom for a minute.  I'll be right

back," and with that he bolted out of the kitchen holding his hand

over his mouth and nose.

     Now alone in the kitchen, Neeko found it very difficult to

control her urges.  She tried sipping some gwabo, but this anhydrous

sludge couldn't satisfy her thirst for water.  Finally, Neeko convinced

herself that if she drank one can of beer, she could control her thirst

for the rest of the night.  So she opened the refrigerator, grabbed a

can, bit into it and started slurping.

     A few gulps later the can was empty and her breasts were each

8 ounces fuller.  She patted her chest and let out a belch of

contentment.  Thanks to the beer (and her newly impaired judgement)

she decided, "What the heck.  Another can won't hurt."

     Can after can she bit into and drank.  Her breasts swelled

larger and larger with each gulp.  Underneath the silver latex they

looked even more like water balloons than they did in the cafeteria. 

By the time she had gulped down all of the beers and soda in the

refrigerator, her breasts were each as big as one gallon milk jugs. 

The liquid inside her swished and fizzed audibly, and she had trouble

keeping her balance as her jugs jiggled and swayed from side to side.

     "Oh no, what have I done!?!" Neeko exclaimed.  She cupped her

hands underneath her bloated boobs and wondered whether Luke

would be upset at her lack of self control.

     "Oh well at least there's no more wat..." her thought was

interrupted by a very tantalizing sound.  DRIP!  She heard it again

and her eyes turned toward the kitchen sink.  DRIP!  "...an unlimited

supply..." she whispered to herself.  DRIP!  Neeko was truly

hypnotized now as she slowly approached the sink, licking her lips in

thirst.  She lifted herself onto the counter and then lay down with

her head in the sink, looking up at the faucet.  DRIP!  When that

single drop hit her lips she could no longer control herself.  She

turned the knob on the faucet and began to guzzle furiously as the

stream poured into her mouth.  Her hands struggled to keep her

swollen 'water'-melons from pulling her off the counter.

     "Mmmmm mmmm mmmmm!" she moaned happily in between gulps. 

The sensations from her rapidly bloating breasts were giving her

pleasure more intense than anything she'd ever felt before.

     When Luke returned from the bathroom, he was shocked by the

sight before him.  Neeko was laying on the counter with her head

under the faucet greedily gulping down every drop, and by now her

breasts looked like two water-filled beach balls, and were still swelling

visibly.  Her latex sleeves made loud squeaking sounds as her arms

struggled to hold her bloated breasts.

     "Neeko!  Stop that!"

     "I can't!"  Neeko managed to gurgle from under the water

stream.  "I can't help myself Lurk!  It feels so good!  An endless

supply! Mmmmm!"

     Luke attempted to turn off the faucet, but the knob was

jammed.  After a little of struggling, he managed to pull her arm away

from her left tit.  It's bloated mass fell to her side and pulled her off

the countertop onto the floor.  She landed on her chest with a loud

SPLASH!  

     "Yep yep!  I landed on my boob balls!  My beach boobs! 

Hahahaha!"

     "You're drunk!"

     "Nooo!  I only had one six pack...is that so wrong?  Hahahaha! 

Oooo, I feel funny..."

     A loud bubbling and then a hissing came from Neeko's breasts. 

Luke turned her over and sure enough they had begun to swell

again...this time with air!  Since her breasts had inflated so big last

time, Luke knew she'd wreck his house if he didn't get her out soon. 

Her breasts were too heavy for her to stand up, and she certainly

couldn't walk outside.  Luke had to think fast.

     "How would you like a piggy back ride?"

     "Well okay, but I don't think my tits are big enough to support

you yet."

     "No no no, just climb on."

     His head was completely surrounded by the valley of Neeko's

breasts, but he managed to find his way to the sliding glass doors in

the back of the house.  He kicked both of them off of their tracks,

and Neeko's now bean bag sized breasts fit easily out the double

doorway.  But they weren't finished inflating yet.  They grew larger

and lighter, forcing Neeko to stand on her toes as her giant balloons

pointed toward the sky.  Neeko continued to moan from the pleasure

her rapidly expanding breasts were giving her until a major problem

arose.

     "Help Leak!  I'm going to float away!  Grab my leg!"

     Her couch sized breasts had finally stopped inflating, but

suddenly her feet had left the ground.

     "If only John knew how right he was," thought Luke as he

grabbed Neeko's leg and tied a vine from a nearby tree around her

ankle.  "Okay Neeko, you'd better release the gas now before

something pops you."

     "Unnngh, but...but I can't reach my nipples!  You'll have to

tickle them for me Lurch!"

     "It's Luke, " Luke grumbled, pulling down one massive tit.  He

began massaging and licking the huge fist sized nipple and then

moved to the other one.

     Just when he had started to really get into it Neeko said,

"that's enough!  It's starting now!  Stand back!"

     After a couple seconds Luke heard a hissing sound and her

breasts began to quickly deflate.  There was one miscalculation in

their plan however.  Neeko's bodysuit had no place for air to escape! 

It soon began to billow out at her hips, then her thighs and arms

until when her breasts were finally back to normal she looked like the

Goodyear blimp floating in her silver latex bodysuit.  They both were

puzzled at this new dilemma until Luke finally got an idea.  He climbed

on top of her, cause her to sink to the ground.  Then he pulled on

her turtle neck collar allowing all the air to escape, most of it gusting

into the doorway he'd just carried Neeko through.

     After struggling inside her suit to get her limbs back into the

right sleeves, she gave Luke a hug and said, "Thanks, you saved me

again.  My hero!  BURP!  Oh excuse me!  I sorry I ruined our

evening."

     "That's alright.  It could've been worse...say, do you smell

something burning?"  Suddenly Luke's head began to race.  "Burning

nards + hydrogen & oxygen gas = ROCKET FUEL!  Oh shit!  Let's get

out of here!"

     Luke and Neeko ran to the street and looked back just in time

to see his house get blown to bits.  Several fire trucks soon arrived

and attempted to put out the blaze.

     "Jeeze man, what happened here?" said John as he walked up. 

Luke's friend was a frequent rubbernecker and firetruck chaser.

     "I couldn't take the heat so I got out of the kitchen."

     "Ha ha.  Let me guess...Neeko?  I told you!  Volatile gases man! 

Volatile gases!"

     "Yeah, I guess you were right John."

     "Hey, am I ever wrong?  Don't answer that.  I guess you better

go break up with her then, before she nuke's something else."

     "Yeah, I guess I'd better...gee, where'd she go?"

     "Hey lady!  Give us back our fire hose!"

     "OH NO not again!"  Luke shook his head in disbelief as Neeko

stuck the firehose nozzle in her mouth and pulled the lever.  Her

breasts filled so quickly that she immediately fell forward onto the

ground.  In a few seconds however her breasts had bloated large

enough for her to stand up again.  She was almost squealing in

orgasmic delight as she swallowed more water than she could have

ever imagined.  She was no longer visible behind her tits as they

swelled to the size of Volkswagen beetles.

     "Neeko stop!  You're going to explode!"  She seemed too

entranced to hear Luke's pleas as she continued to drink from the

firehose.  Her breasts continued to swell larger and larger, looking

like the most gigantic water balloons in the world.  When the firemen

finally wrestled the hose from her mouth her breasts were each larger

than trailer homes and their growth had lifted her body a few feet off

the ground.

     "Neeko!  Are you okay?"

     "Mmmm!  Okay!?!  I've never felt better!  I never dreamed of

drinking so much water!  My breasts are so full and tingly, and it's

all thanks to you!  But I'm afraid I can't stay...for I would eventually

drain your planet dry and make it like my own."

     "What do you mean?  Neeko, what are you going to do?"

     Before Luke could get an answer, a loud bubbling then a

hissing sound indicated that Neeko's water conversion had begun.  Her

breasts grew absolutely enormous, lifting her body several feet off the

ground before they themselves were light enough to break the bonds

of gravity.  They were much larger than any house, and the bore a

striking resemblance to twin Goodyear blimps until they finally blasted

the latex suit off them with an earth shaking BANG that knocked

everyone off their feet.  When they finally stopped inflating they were

the length of a football field from front to back and from top to

bottom.  Neeko's tiny body was barely visible at the back of the two

gargantuan boob blimps, but Luke could see she was wildly spasming

from the intense sensations she was feeling through her giant

balloons.

     "Luke I want to go home!  Do you have a light!"

     "A light?  What does she mean?"  Luke thought as he watched

her legs continue to flail, but now her arms were massaging what she

could reach of her super-inflated breasts.  Then Luke thought he

heard the sound of a jet engine, but realized it was air escaping from

Neeko's nipples.  Her enormous nipples were so sensitive now she did

need to touch them to start the deflation response.  She somehow

seemed able to steer herself through the sky, and did circles over the

remains of Luke's house, waiting for his response.

     "She wants to go home?  A light?  What's she talking about

Luke?" asked John.  But Luke was gone, having figured out her plan,

he raced to his car and removed a flare from his trunk.  He lit it and

began to aim his throwing arm for Neeko's nipples.  "Luke are you

nuts???  You'll nuke the whole university...the whole city if you throw

that!"

     "Well that's a chance I'm willing to take...after all, she did call

me Luke, "and with that he launched the flare dead center between

Neeko's nipples.  The gases ignited and the two blimps took off

together like rockets until the flames were only a tiny flicker in the

night sky.



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     Luke got a postcard from Neeko the next week thanking him for

all his help.  The card would've arrived sooner, but of course, she'd

gotten his name wrong again.

     "That's a neat little trick she did with those rocket hooters. 

Rumor has it that's how she got here in the first place, " said John

looking over Luke's shoulder.  Luke was staying with John since his

house got fried.  Fortunately, an alien friend from Galaxy U's college

of architecture offered to rebuild the house for an extra credit

project.

     "Well bud, are you finally through with alien girls for good?"

     "Heck no!  One bad date isn't the end of the world...I mean,

after all, a guy can't have bad luck with every woman he meets...can

he?"



***Yes he can!  This is just the first of the Galaxy U breast expansion

(with other fetishes thrown in) stories!  I plan to continue writing

more misadventures of Luke and his 'swell' alien girlfriends!  This is

the only one so far, but there'll be more soon...well eventually

anyway...I guess comments and ideas are welcome, if the mail glut

doesn't eat them!



Wren





