
Helen Gross - our hero. brunette, 20, green eyes
        Starts: 5'7" 34DD-32-44

Maz - one of the seriphim
Mizrin - the other seriphim

Jonah - the Lessor Archangel


Premise:

An Archangel berates a couple of seraphim because they broke
the rules and went down to earth to play with mortals. They
got in trouble and had to be helped out of a swamp by a
troop of boyscouts. They then broke the rules again when they
gave the boys magic by blessing them so that they would be
able to take the place of the next person they looked at with
jealousy for a week, with some reality magic to make it so
no one noticed and things went back the way they were after.
They didn't do the magic quite right, so it applied to things
as well as people. The boy scouts were on their way out of
the woods when a hot trailrunner went by in yoga pants and
a sports bra, and half the boyscouts decided they were jealous
of her bra when they turned around to look back at her and
the other half decided that they were jealous of her yoga
pants when she ran past. They all took the place of her clothes,
but got jumped together, which messed with the magic. Souls
are meant to be housed in flesh, not cloth, so over the next
few hours, she absorbed their souls causing her essence to
grow which made her even hotter, more athletic, more outdoorsy,
and smarter. The reality magic makes it so that she's always been
that way. The archangel says that on top of that because of the
way the souls got jumbled together, the magic didn't stop, so
random men have been turning into her clothes and getting
absorbed into her essence during the week that the seraphim
continued their adventure and the heavenly host was looking
for them. He brings the seraphim with him to watch as he
puts a stop to their magic gone awry, but right before he
does the trailrunner strips naked to swim in a mountain
pool and the two seraphim become jealous of her navel
piercing. In disgust, the archangel decides not to save them,
and instead appears to the woman to explain what has happened
and pinch off the spell (he can't fully remove it because it
is now bound up in her soul).
She doesn't remember things every being different, so he removes
the scales from her eyes. She asks if he is going to put things
back the way they were and he says that it would do too much damage
to reality, he's going to have to be doing repair work for decades
as is. Instead, he asks her if she wants to be deputized into the
heavenly host. She seems hesitant at first, but he says he will
assign her to defend the forest from demons and she agrees. He
grants her a halo, wings, and flaming sword which turns into
a vine whip when she take it. She seduces him and afterwards
the Archangel is glad he just made her an angel or he might
have broke a rule.

