
Alissa - Student. 19. Black hair, blue eyes, pale skin,
          34DD, hour-glass figure, athletic. Very used to
          getting what she wants.

Mark - The narrator. plays a gnome illusionist missing a hand.
       Finds Alissa quite annoying, but is too awkward to
       confront her. Accountant.
Ben - The DM. Marks oldest friend. Unable to find his spine
      or stop thinking with his dick when it comes to Alissa.
      Game shop owner.
David - Dragonborn Barbarian. Drummer.
Remy - Stoner/dealer. Plays a ninja.
Alex - Ben's kid brother. Plays a human Druid. A little whiny,
       but mostly all right.
Andrew - the friend who moved away
