The Magic Deodorant
WRITTEN BY THE BOOBMAN

Chuck was just your everyday guy that was just like you, and he sighed at his apartment window. "Man, I wish I had a girlfriend" he posted online on his pizza-stained computer. "I'd take care of her, and we'd hold hands and lot, and go on nice dates, and hug and kiss (and have a lot of the seggs hehehe). I wish she was 18 and had breasts the size of yoga balls too."

Then a huge blue genie appeared right in front of him and was like. "You're spitting straight facts my dude."

Chuck was completely stunned. He couldn't believe this. "I can't believe this." he told the genie.

The genie snapped his fingers. "You believe it now. You're also totally OK with everything involving me."

"Oh, that's true." Chuck replied. "Anyways, why are you here?"

"I'm going to help you get a girlfriend, just like the one you mentioned. Here, take this." the genie told him and gave him a roll-on deodorant that was magical. "Use this deodorant on someone and their boobs will grow very big." 

"Alright, cool. But why don't you just give me a girlfriend directly or something?" he asked.

"I can grow boobs, but you have to earn the girlfriend yourself. I can't control minds, genie rules." the genie replied.

"OK but-" Chuck started to say but then the genie disappeared.

Chuck would then go on make exciting plans on how to use the deodorant. Then he'd to continue to work from home and order food online, and generally never leave his house.


2000 YEARS LATER

The Earth now looks like a big desert with like dried out city buildings, and this girl has the deodorant. She looks normal, with normal-sized boobs. She is pretty, like a supermodel, and she is naked. She then rubbed the deodorant on her armpits and her boobs grew by some amount. It was very erotic. She then rubbed some more and her boobs grew again, more this time, and it was even more erotic.

She ended up getting very very big boobs, much larger than she had at the beginning. She was so big, you could even say that her boobs were huge.

Her name was Gy'we

This is the exact timeline for how the world ended:

2009: Chuck gets the deodorant
2020: There is a world outbreak of breast growth. People start becoming more and more horny and sexy
2041: The genies reveal themselves to the world. There is a great war
2051: Jabjula-al-Byt, a genie, becomes president of the United States
2074: The Union, the Fireworkers and the Steel Alliance fight against the United States.
2080: The people of the initial breast growth are discovered to be immortal and their boobs dont stop growing and growing.
4020: A lot happens but basically the world is a desert now, it will be explained later

Gy'we's boobs can now be said to be absolutely gigantic, and she used them to fight bandits, and she stole their food which let her grow even faster than before. She was very surprised with how quickly she could grow now, it was incredibly speedy, you wouldn't believe it.

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Mrs. Weyland suddenly woke up, having had a nightmare about being someone called Chuck, something about a genie, and then something about the world ending and... whoever Gy'we was? She held her head. This was all very confusing. 

...Or was it the herald of even better to come? She looked now at the roll-on deodorant next to her table.

She looked around. She was still in her regular old apartment in New York. Maybe she could have fun now. She took the deodorant and started to walk down the street, and she tried using it on different things, like her lips, butt, and belly, but none of it worked, and people looked at her weird, it was very funny. But Weyland was learning. With every mistake, she grew stronger, wiser, more confident and more capable, other people be damned. She was determined, and she would achieve her goal, no matter what it took.

She took a big inhalation of air and then rubbed some deodorant on her armpits and her breasts started to grow and-

"HHUUUUUUUOOOOUGH MY PENIS IS GROWING" a man across the street yelled, leaning back very far to counterweight his gigantic penis.

"MY PENIS IS GETTING SO BIIIIG" he yelled again, and Weyland looked at the man and his penis was indeed expanding at a rapid rate. Weyland's breasts were kind of growing too but man's cock, his sausage, his absolute dong was gaining 5cm of length and 3cm of girth every second, his schlong was practically busting out of his pants. It ended up being 50cm long and 30cm wide.

"WHHOOOOAAAAH MY COCK IS THE GREATEST EVER" the man yelled, crying in joy, jerking himself off with his big manly hands. "MY PENIS TRULY IS THE BIGGEST EVER, I LOOOOVE HAVING THE BIGGEST PENIS! UUUUUAAAAGH~"

The man orgasmed violently, and cum got everywhere.

Weyland orgasmed too now. 

And then Weyland basically got herself a new boyfriend. She liked breast expansion but honestly she loved cock even more, and she had a lot of sex with the man's enormous megadick gigadong, and massaged his ultra-thick male reproductive organs in a lot of detail. But her breasts expanded sometimes too.

And then....
...her sister found the deodorant...

[[[TO BE CONTINUED???]]]