Tom and Huck - Together Again - - bein' an account of the further adventures of those two river pyrates, Tom & Huck, writ here in my own sekret diary ('onest injun !) And presented by yur's truly, Tom (Sawyer) - - Chapter 5 " Huck's Story" Soon's me an' ol' Huck clumb down to the river edge we could see that this raft had a tent on it. Sometimes, on this ol' river, that were a good thing ! When we got closer ta the raft, we could see sump'n movin' in the tent... "Burglars?" says Huck, "Pyrates?" says I... Sudden-like, they's a whoop an' a holler, an' I hear a friendly girl's voice scream, "Tom ! !" An' a little girl with the biggest bosoms flies out the tent an' comes runnin' up ta me ! I din't thunk someone that little, with that much bosom, could run so fast ! "Carol Ann," I hears myself sayin'... "where... what... ? ! " I din't have much time to say nothin' afore she wuz climbin' up all over me, huggin'... kissin'... I swear, I thought we wuz goin' to end up doin' it right there ! I final wuz able ta get aholt o' her shoulders an' held her at arms length, which weren't easy... there wuz still a whole lotta bosom quiverin' an' shakin' in my face ! "Carol Ann !" I managed ta say, "Where did y'all come from, an' what's ya doin' here?" She looks at me with that sort of coy look that girls sometime get on, an' says, "Tom, ain't ya glad to see me?" She musta been kiddin' me, 'cause I know she could tell by the pole in my pants that wuz riskin' to lift her up, that I wuz mos' definite glad ta see her ! She rubs it with her hips an' says, "Why you ol' Tom cat, I kin tell you is !" I gets this look on my face that tells her I wants ta rip her clothes off, right here an' now an' sink my fence post in deep... She sees that look, figgers out what it means an' says, "You nasty ol' Tom cat, you ! We got time fer that, but first they's some business I gotta do." I look puzzled, an' she explains... "First of all, I got ta interduce my friend," she says, as another girl gets outta that tent an' walks up kinda slow an' shy like... I'm wonderin' if they's any more girls gonna come outta that tent. It's a pretty good size tent, but there's just so much bosom a tent can hold ! "Tom, Huck, this here's Betty Sue... Betty Sue, meet Tom an' Huck, two's of the most finest pyrates what ever rescued a damsel in distress an' then went on ta pump they brains out !" At that, Betty Sue looked real interested, Carol Ann said in a kind of half whisper, "Tom, don't let her shy look fool you, she's jes' about ready ta tear any reg'lar guy's pants off him as soon as look at him ! ! An'... with you two... I may have ta put a leash on her !" Well, Carol Ann had put a death grip on my arm, soon's Betty Sue show'd up... Huck had been jes' standin' there, takin' it all in, eyes wide open... Betty Sue walked up ta him, real slow like, lettin' her big bosoms sway left an' right in those baggy ol' coveralls she'd been wearin'... By the time she reached ol' Huck an' planted a big ol' friendly kiss right on his mouth, he wuz fit ta bustin' right outta his pants... I tol' Carol Ann that she wouldn't hafta tear his pants off, they pretty much is gonna tear themselfs off ! Betty Sue then has ol' Huck in her own death-grip an' walks him back ta the tent... It weren't more'n about halfa minute that we hears moanin' an' sobbin' sounds comin' from that tent... This is gettin' me all worked up an' Carol Ann can see that, so we goes inside, too. Carol Ann gets my pants off, soon we's inside, an' she shucks her clothes like they wuz nothin'... Now my ol' pole is some bigger than Huck's big, nasty ol' cock, an' when Betty Sue sees it she starts goin' even crazier ! She got ol' Huck on his back an' is takin' all he's got ! Goin' like that, he's gonna catch up with me real soon ! Carol Ann gets a look at my big, nasty, red throbbin' ol' boner an' says, "Why, Tom, what has you been up to, hmmm?" She don't waste any time, either ! She seems ta like it bigger, she has one heck of a time gettin' in all in her... but, she has a hell of a lot of fun tryin' ! Now, with two guys an' two gals, pyrates all... an' a whole heap o' bosom... an' two o' the biggest cocks this side o' the Mississippi... there warn't a whole lotta room in that tent... 'special fer what we wuz doin' ! I thunk, sometime, I had my big, ol' nasty, up Betty Sue, an' ol' Huck has his up Carol Ann... We's all havin' a good time... no-matter ! ! Well, at the time, I din't know it, but we wuz driftin' ! When I think back, I thunk that mebbe Carol Ann had set us adrift on purpose... I dunno, but, at the time, we jes' din't care ! Well, by the time we wakes up, it's gettin' late, an' we set a fire goin' on a ol' piece o' slate an' Carol Ann shows us that she's brought all kinds o' things with her. After dinner, I'm jes layin' there with Carol Ann in my shoulder, watchin' the stars an' fireflies come out... an' ol' Huck an' Betty Sue is layin' there... She's astride Huck, arm an' leg done throw'd over him, blanket over them from the waist down... I jes' know she's got ol' Huck's boner still up in her ! I asks Carol Ann what wuz the other business that she had. She says, "Why, Tom... I thunk we took care of biz'ness real good, you an' me ! We laughed, I said, "No kiddin', you said there wuz sump'n else !" She got all kind of serious, an' said, "Well, Carol Sue wanted me ta guv you this here note..." She reached into a bag an' got out a gutta envelope an' open'd it... There wuz a nice piece of parchment with a lot of very pretty writin' on it... She said, "You want me ta read it?" I said, "No, I can read pretty good, let me try..." I took a look... I wuz so amazed at the pretty writin' that I din't even think for a minute ta actual read it ! Carol Ann nudged me... "Okay, okay... let me see..." I started to read out loud, "Dear Boys... By this time you should have got down to St. Louis and run into Carol Ann and her friend. I sent them along with some provisions and a nice raft to fetch you up and get you going on your way. Don't wear my two girls out !... But have fun !" I looked at Carol Ann... she din't look as if she wuz goin' ta wear out none, her friend, Betty Sue, neither... but I thunk she had done gone an' wore out ol' Huck ! Carol Ann jes' rubbed my ol' boner an' smiled up at me, "Go on..." she said. "Well, let's see... it also says 'When you get down to Memphis, I want you two to go and visit ol' Uncle Joe. There will be some guides along the way to help you find him. Carol Ann will show you where to start. This is very important, don't let me down ! Meanwhile, enjoy your trip ! Love, Carol Sue.' Well, why din't you tell me right off?" "We've got lots o' time, an' she did say 'Enjoy the trip !' " Carol Ann then rolled over on top o' me, threw our blanket off an' slid herself down on my big ol' nasty... which wuz as ready as it ever got ! In the dark, with the waves gently lappin' aroun', the fireflies dancin' all about... we guv the Gods a show they ain't never gonna ferget ! When the cocks on the shore started crowin'... the cocks on the raft wuz asleep in they warm, fuzzy nests... When Huck pulled his boner out of Betty Sue, I gasped, "My Gosh," I thought, "Ol' Huck is gettin' bigger ! I thunk he's done caught up with me !" My big ol' boner rose up inside Carol Ann, an' she half woke up an' wuz moanin', "More, I want more !" rubbin' herself along my pole... so's I threw the blanket over us an' guv her more ! Huck had jumped inter the river, an' wuz swummin' about, an' Betty Sue wuz jes' layin' there, watchin' him, with a glazed-over look in her eyes that I'd seen afore. I looked down at Carol Ann, an' she had it too ! The girls wuz singin' all mornin'... they wouldn't let us do nothin'... we jes' sat back like Sultans an' let them make breakfast... we had catfish an' 'pone... I started askin' Huck all about his adventures, durin' the time I went off with Carol Ann an' had my own... He said we should trade adventures... I said, "Okay, but you first." He agreed, but asked the girls if they would mind if his tale got a little raunchy... They both laughed like I thought they couldn't stop ! Betty Sue said, "After you jes' pumped the whole of our brains outten us, all night long with cocks any mule would be jealous of, you wants ta know if we mind you tellin' us a few stories... ? ! !" They both went on laughin' ! After they both calmed down a bit, Huck wuz sittin' there, red-faced, I wuz laughin', too ! Betty Sue walked over ta Huck, bare-ass nekkid, sat on his risin' boner, with her back to him... Carol Ann did the same to me... we jes' held them fer awhile, an' Betty Sue turns her head, guvs Huck a kiss an' says, "Go on, Huck, tell it all !" "Well," Huck begins, "you know how I went off with the two Dollys to gather herbs in they garden... Well, we did some gatherin'... not jes' herbs... Whoooee ! Those two near tore me up ! We wuz rollin' around in the herbs, gettin' all smelly with mint an' such... it were like par-fume, all over us !" The girls seem'd ta be all ears, all pussy, too ! While he wuz talkin' they wuz a-rubbin'... when he got to the hot parts, they wuz gettin' hot ! Huck went on, "When I woke up, all cover'd in wimmin an' herbs, we got more serious 'bout gatherin'... After we had got us sev'ral bags full of some very good stuff, Carol Sue said that they had got to d'liver some ta some people... So, we put on as much clothes as we could an' set out." "It were a nice day fer walkin, an' it were a pretty, green country that we walk'd through... We gets to a fork in the trail an' Carol Sue guvs me this here sack an' says, 'We got some other errands, take this sack o' herbs up to the cabin up that trail... Jes' mention the Dolly Sisters an' they'll know who its from... We'll send somebody to guide you from there.' Well, I'm full of the adventurin' spirit, so I says ta myself, 'What the heck !' " "It were a real nice day an' all... I wuz enjoyin' the walk, all quiet an' peaceful... when I sees this real run down cabin alongside the trail... I din't think anyone could've lived there, but I went up an' called out, 'Hello, I'm from the Dolly Sisters, an' they sent some herbs.' Well, I heard this sweet little voice call out, 'Oh, hello, yes, they always send me something good... are you Tom or Huck?' " "Well, I were surprised that she knew I wuz comin', but I started to answer, 'Huck... Huck... uck... ck !' Well, it caught in my throat when she came to the door... I jes' couldn't believe what I wuz seein' !" "First off, she were 'most buck nekkid !... also, she had to turn almost sideways ta get her bosoms through the door !... Third... she were Chinee an' she said in the sweetest little sugary voice, 'Oh, Huck, of course ! My name's Yuki. It's very warm, don't you think? You ought to take some clothes off !' " "Well, I had dropped the sack, an' fallen on my back... she leans over ta help me up an' her nipples hit me inna face ! I swear she had tit-ends that wuz as big as her head... an'... her nipples wuz the size of water glasses ! ! I coulda parked a train 'tween her bosoms ! ! !" "She grabbed the sack an' me an' pulled us both through the door." "She had a Southern accent, with only a tiny bit o' Chinee to it, an' she used that sweet voice to lure me into her den, where she got me ta shuck all my clothes !" The two girls wuz laughin' by this time, sayin' that it don't take much to get ol' Huck ta shuck his clothes ! Huck thought this wuz funny too, but said, "You got ta r'member, this wuz only jes' after the first time I had ever done it ! The Dolly's wuz my first, an' I weren't used to seein' nekkid strange ladies... Plus, this one wuz gettin' real familiar, real fast ! 'Course, I weren't mindin' too much !" More laughin' ! "Well, she were a real friendly one, fer shure ! She sat me down on a beat up ol' sofa an' told me that her father worked in the city as a cook in one o' them fancy rest-aur-ants, an she wuz stayin, in this ol' shack 'til he could make enough money ta start his own. She said that it weren't too bad... there wuz lots of good things growin' around here, the weather wuz nice... an' she had some pretty good neighbors, like the Dollys, who would send her nice things, now an' then." "All the time she wuz sayin' this, she were starin' at my big ol' boner, which had been gettin' bigger an' redder as I wuz watchin' her talk ! She said, 'They never sent me anything as nice as you before !... Does it hurt?' she said as she got up an' found a jar of somethin' she called 'Tiger Balm' an' started rubbin' it all over my throbbin' boner !" "Well, you goes ta rub anythin' all over my pole, an' if yore a beautiful, nekkid Chinee lady with a 'sweet-as-honey' voice... well, it don't make it go down... it makes it swell up even more... If yore a beautiful, nekkid Chinee lady with a 'sweet-as-honey' voice, young an' pretty, with bosoms like hers... an' lookin' in my eyes the way she did... well... it jes'... throbs more, gettin' bigger an' redder ! !" "She is gettin' real alarmed, now... I thunk she hadn't been with too many men afore, she says, 'Oh, Huck, it must hurt something awful ! What can I do?' Well, I wanted to... real bad... but, I din't want ta hurt her. I told her, 'Yuki, it really feels kinda good, you did the right thing, it's jes' that it gets this way sometimes... you know... when I'm near a very pretty lady !' She blushed, all over !" "She says, 'You mean, Huck, that I'm getting you... all...' I answered her, 'Excited, yes ! The way men an' wimmin get each other excited !' She looks thoughtful, while still starin' at my pole... an' then says, 'You want to put it in me, don't you... I been looking at it, real hard... and I just don't know... I've been trying to figure out how I could possibly get it in...' " " I say, 'It jes' takes time, you have to take the time to do it right !' She looks up at me with pleadin' eyes an' says, 'Do you have the time, Huck?' I look down at those pretty eyes an' lips, that bulgin' bosom, that cute little, beggin' snatch o' hers an' I say, 'I got all the time inna world !' " "Well, we starts out with jes' her holdin' me, we gets used to the touch o' each other... Afore long, I've got my big ol' cock laid up 'tween her bosoms, my ballocks is rubbin' her female parts... She's starin' at my big ol' cock-knob, which starts ta squirt a little. This worries her, but I tell her that it's s'posed ta do that... After a while, she gets ta really like ta look at my big ol' knob !" The girls, both Carol Ann an' Betty Sue, are gettin' pretty darn hot by now... I kin feel little Carol Ann's pussy, workin' my boner, startin' ta move up an' down... From the look on Betty Sue's face, I can see she's gettin' there, too ! Huck keeps on talkin', "Yuki is gettin' all wet down there, by now, an' she's got that look in her eye that says, 'Please pump me now !' But, I have ta take it easy, so I rubs my entire pole, up an' down along her pussy... This really drives her crazy, she finally grabs my knob an' tries ta force inta her... it jes' won't go, but she's tryin' real hard, so's I help her, jes' a little..." "Well, after 'bout a half hour of pushin' an' rubbin, it jes' pops in !... Jes' like we wuzn't havin' any struggle at all ! I thought that this woulda calm her down a bit, but, no ! She wanted it all, an' she wanted it right now ! Her legs wuz grippin' me like she wuz hangin' on fer dear life ! You never seed a girl so determin'd !" "She was yellin', 'Now, give it to me, Now ! Pump me !' Only she wuzn't sayin' 'pump' ! So... I started ta move it in an' out... a little at first, takin' it real easy... 'til... after about four hours... I got it halfway in... I thought this would satisfy her, but she wuz screamin' an' fightin', pullin' an' movin', tryin' to get it all in her... God or Devil could not've stopped her, an' I certain wuz not about to !" "About midnight, I'm not shure, it went all the way in, there were a lot of blood an' other stuff, comin' outta her, but nothin' slowed her down ! She had rolled me on my back, an' wuz jumpin' up an' down on my poor ol' boner, which wuz swoll-up bigger'n ever ! She din't slow down 'til next noon, an' about two in the afternoon, she final c'lapsed on my belly !" Well, by this time Carol Ann wuz in full pump, havin' turned around ta face me an' ridin' up an' down, jes' like in Huck's story... By the time I looked over, Betty Sue wuz doin' the same ta poor ol' Huck ! I guess it were time fer a break... we din't stop 'til 'mos' noon ! Durin' lunch, Carol Ann says, "Go on, Huck, we like your stories, they get us all hot !" Huck says, "But this really happened, I swear !" Betty Sue says, "Oh, Huck... Chinee, now... with big bosoms, named... Yogi... Yugi?" "Yuki," Huck almos' shouts, "an' she's as real as you an' me ! An'... an'... she... were real nice ta me !" "Yeah, she 'mos tore you up !" says, Betty Sue. "Well, that's jes' the way girls are... when they first gets it... you know ! I stayed there a whole week, an' after the first storm, she calmed down real nice... She couldn't do enough fer me... waited on me, hand an' foot. I ask'd ta help her with chores, she wouldn't have any of it ! She said I had to con-surv my strength..." "When we did it afterward, she wuz real gentle, always 'poligizin' fer the first time. I got ta where I wanted ta keep it in her all the time... an' she did too ! We made a sort of game out of it, seein' how many things we could do with me up in her... we got real good at it !" "I never seed a girl so happy ! She wuz like a 'Rabian' princess, but buck nekkid ! She absoloot glowed ! She would sometime cry from bein' happy ! But then, one day, I heard this cry from afar... it went, 'Cooee !' I din't know what it wuz, but she seem'd to... I look in her face, an' she had a tear... it weren't no happy tear, but a sad one... She looked like she been 'spectin' this !" "Well, I rushed ta get my pants on, it wouldn't do ta greet some ol' burglar with my pole hangin' out ! We both went ta the door an' waited... She held me tight, jes' then... tighter'n ever ! The voice came closer an' closer, she started shiverin', not the good kind, either... I said, 'Don't worry, I'll pertekt you !' meanin' it ! She looked up at me with tears in her eyes an' shook her head..." "Final, I heard rustlin' in the bushes... I brac'd myself fer a fight !... But, out of the bushes came this angel, not a beast ! Yuki wuz still holdin' tight, an' cryin' ! There wuz this very pretty little girl standin' there with a ol' dog, but Yuki wuz still cryin' !" " 'Hello, Atlanta,' Yuki said. Well, don't that beat all ! Here's this pretty gal come up, who she knows... an' she's cryin'... If I live ta be a hunnert, I swear, I'll never unnerstan' wimmin !" "Yuki says through her tears, 'Huck, this is Atlanta an' her dog, Tige... she comes from the town of the same name... Atlanta, this is Huck Finn, a very nice boy ! Huck... I... she... she's your... guide !' " "I look down at Yuki, still in tears... I look up at Atlanta with a puzzl'd look an' a question on my face, an' Atlanta speaks up, 'Huck Finn, if Yuki says you're a good boy, then you are ! But, Yuki doesn't always speak up for herself... the reason she's crying is not from pain, or from fear that something's goin' to do something evil to her... she's crying because she knows that when I show up, you'll have to go away from her...' " "Well, I wouldn't hurt Yuki fer anythin' in the world, an' I says so ! Right there an' then... I tol' Atlanta that I wuzn't goin' nowhere... That I wuz goin' ter stay with Yuki forever ! Yuki held me tighter, look'd up into my eyes, with tears still streamin' an' shook her head... She then spoke, voice quiverin', 'Huck, Dear Huck, you must go... I don't want you to... but, you must !' " I look up, an' the girls are cryin', not out loud, but I feel the tears drippin' from Carol Ann's eyes, an' I see Betty Sue's head buried in Huck's shoulder an' her shoulders is shakin'... Huck stops his story fer awhile an' we all falls asleep in the lazy afternoon. That evenin' the girls are still a little teary, but are very eager to hear more of Huck's story... For some reason I don't reckon ta unnerstand, the girls ain't frisky, but jes' want us ta hold them whilst Huck goes on... However, they still insist on mountin' our boners, the way they did before... Huck starts, "Well, this girl Atlanta says that she wants ta talk fer a few minutes with Yuki... I figger that they's good friends an' all, so's I give them some privacy... I wanders around, lookin' at the fruit trees that's all around, whilst they's talkin'... I can see 'em... they is havin' a real close talk... you know, with lots o' huggin, a little cryin', an' even a little kiss afore they is done." "Atlanta an' her dog comes up ter me an' she says, 'It's okay, now, Huck... she is goin' ta be alright.' I look back an' Yuki is standin' in the doorway, wavin' at us. Atlanta then yells back at Yuki, askin' if she can pick some o' her apples. Yuki nods, an' the last I see of her is her pretty smile an' tears streamin' down her face..." Now both of the girls is cryin', agin... they is holdin' us real tight... Carol Ann is sayin' through her sobs, "Oh, Tom, I don't want you to leave, ever !" Her tight little pussy is clenched real hard 'round my bone, like she could hold on ter me that way, an' not let me go... I look over ta Huck an' Betty Sue is facin' Huck, she's got her legs all around him an' she's shakin' an' holdin' poor Huck so tight I thunk she wuz goin' ter strangle him. After a while, Carol Ann says, "Huck, please go on... we need to hear some happy parts to your story." Betty Sue, still cryin', says, "Yes, an' some o' the raunchy parts, too !" Huck is very surpriz'd by the way the girls are moved by his story, but he gets ready to tell more... "Okay, okay... get aholt o' yourselfs, an' I'll go on..." The girls, instead, get "aholt" of us ! But, Huck goes on, anyway... "Well, I jes' din't know 'bout this here Atlanta gal, she were a bit strange... first thing she say ta me, after we got ta walkin, wuz, 'Now, I heard 'bout you... They's not goin' ta be any hanky-panky with me, you unnerstand ? !' I say back, 'Well, I done lost my hanky, an' I shore ain't got no panky !' an' turned my pockets out ta prove it !" "Well, that final got a laugh outta her, an' she loosen'd up, a little. I thought, 'If she so set on no hanky panky, then what's she doin' paradin' all 'roun' the forest with nothin' on her but an ol' oversize shirt...' But I said, 'So, where'd you get that shirt?' She said that she had got it from her old grandpa, back in Georgia, an' likes ta wear it on hot days, 'cause the air flies through it all nice an' breezy." "Then, she laughed, agin, 'cause I think she figgered out what I had been thinkin' ! She looks me over good, an' says, 'Look, you ! I heard from Yuki that you had been real good ta her... not what I'd ex-pekt from a ol' houn' dog like yourself !' She looks me over real good again, an' then we gets ta pickin' some apples..." "While she's bendin' over, pickin' up apples, the one button holdin' her beat-up ol' shirt pops loose, an' her bosoms float out... Now, here's a real angel ! She's standin' there, lookin' real proud of her body, but jes' as natur'l as can be ! We go on pickin' apples like nothin's happen'd, but somethin's happenin' in my pants, I kin tell you ! !" Betty Sue starts gigglin'... Carol Ann jes' grips me tighter... "Well, afore long, there's jes' no hidin' my ol' boner... it's fixin' ta rip my seams ! Atlanta final notices it an' says, 'What wrong wi' you? Say, you got a weasel up yore pants, or sump'n? !' I say, 'Sump'n !' She says, 'Well, we gots ta get it out ! It might get ta chawin' on somethin' !" "Well, I try ta stop her, but she sure wants ta help... she's tearin' at my pants, tryin' ta get the buttons loose... then she's got me on my back, tryin' ta slide my pants off ! Pretty soon, there's a 'Whoosh !' then a 'Floop !' as my pants slide off an' my big, nasty ol' boner rises in the air !" "She's fallen on her backside, too, when the pants let go... an' she jes' sits there, starin'... Final, she takes a deep breath an' says, 'That's shore some weasel !' " "She jes' sits there, starin' some more, lookin' like she's thinkin' 'bout somethin'... After a while she says, 'My God !' then a few minutes pass an' she says, real slow, 'Did... did... you... really... put that thing... in her ?' I thunk she meant Yuki." "I swell all up with pride an' I say, 'Yup !' She's still starin', an' sweatin' a bit, an' says, 'All the way ? ! !' I wait a bit, lookin' like I's thinkin' real hard an' then I say, 'Well, it took a while... 'bout... eight-ten hours, I reckon !' Well, she turns red as any beet, falls back in the grass an' starts breathin' real hard, sayin' 'Oh God !' an' stuff like that... then she starts ticklin' herself down at her lady parts... sweatin' more, an' breathin' faster an' faster !" "Her little dog is all excited, I guess, 'cause his master is all excited... After a while, jes' ta break the ice, I says, 'Why do you call him Tige ?' She takes a break from ticklin' ta say, 'Cause he's spotted, like a tiger, of course !' I say back, 'Silly, tigers ain't spotted, they's striped, any ol' billy goat knows that !' " "She laughs, rolls around onta her belly, which ain't easy for her, 'cause her bosoms are so big, she almos' rolls back agin !... an' she says, 'Well, smarty ! I named him when I wuz very young, an' I din't know that, then... Now, I know better, but I figger'd it wuz too late ta change it now !... An', I ain't no billy goat !' " "I thunk she looks more like a ol' cow with two udders, layin' there like that !" "I thunk she caught on to what I wuz laughin' at, lookin' down at her big ol' bosoms proppin' her up... she laughed a bit an' then said, 'How about some lunch?' She had a knap-sack hangin' on a tree limb... She took it down an' opened it up. It had some samwiches, a jar of sump'n an' a blanket... We sat there awhile eatin' apples an' samwiches an' warshin' it down with sump'n that tasted like Uncle Joe's !" "Whilst we wuz eatin', she ups an' says, 'Yuki thinks yore sump'n special ! Accordin' ta her, yore some kinda God !' I say, 'No, thank you, I's jes' an ol' river pyrate...' She laughs agin an' says, 'Well, I know'd her a long time, an' she had never talk'd 'bout any body the way she talk'd 'bout you !' Well, now it were my turn ta turn red... she caught me blushin' an' said, 'With all this, yore still a boy, ain't you?' I told her that Yuki wuz only my second, third if'n ya count the Dollys separate !" "She acted surprized at that, looked at my big, nasty ol' boner an' shook her head. 'How... how...' she started ta say.' I said, guessin' what she wuz sayin', 'I dunno, but I think it had sump'n ta do with Uncle Joe's.' She looked down at her bouncin' bosoms an' nodded her head an' said, 'Yeah, I think it may do somethin' like that.' " "She then looked real thoughtful an' said, 'Huck... do you... like me?' I looked down at my throbbin', red, swoll-up ol' boner, an' then looked back ta her... she laughed ! I said, 'Ya know, when I first saw you... I thought you wuz a... a... a Angel !' I blushed agin ! She said, pushin' her chest all out at me, 'Do angels... look like... this?' I said, very quietly, 'In my dreams, they does !' " "She up an' grabs me an' guvs me a big ol' hug... she had not touched me afore ! Then... she... she... kisses me onna cheek... she says, 'Huck, darlin' mebbe... there could be...a little... panky !' My pole jumps up, she guvs a little squeal an' starts kissin' all over me !" "After a while, she jes' lays back on the blanket, with her pretty bosoms pointin' straight up, an' her very pretty legs open, rubbin' on herself... with a 'come an' get it !' look in her eyes an' says,
"We don't need no hanky!"
"Well, bein' a gentl'man an' all I slides my big ol' cock up onta her belly... this really gets her excited, 'cause my ol' knob is right above her chin, an' she takes right away ta lickin' it with her tongue... but she's really happy when she finds out that my bullocks is still ticklin' her furry little kitten... but she really goes crazy when's I start ta slide my big ol' boner back an' forth 'tween her bosoms... an' when I shoots a load inta her face, she goes total outta her mind ! !" By this time, Carol Ann an' Betty Sue are pretty worked up by Huck's story... an' I don't know 'bout ol' Huck, but Carol Ann is makin' me feel real good, 'bout now ! But, Huck still goes on, "We go on chuggin' away like this for about an hour... Atlanta's had dozens o' shudders an' is gushin' like a spring ! She then opens her legs a little more... I know what that means !... so's I slides my giant ol' knob down and start ticklin' her little flower with it... in less'n a minute, her little flower opens way up an' grabs my big, nasty ol' knob like it were hungry as all-get-out an' an' tries ta eat it !" "Well, fer a lady what din't want no hanky... or panky, she wuz makin' up fer lost time... she had her strong legs around my back, an' wuz pullin' me in as hard as she could ! I gets ta pumpin' her even faster, an' she seems ta like it ! We gets far beyond hanky-panky !" "It only takes us two hour ta get it all the way in... an' as soon as my bullocks is slappin' her pretty butt, she rolls me over an' then really goes ta town ! ! ! This ain't no rag doll... this were a full-blown woman ridin' my huge cock like she wuz in complete charge ! ! I felt like some stallion whose lady had decided ta break him in !" Well, that wuz that ! They wuz no more story tellin, this night... we laid with our ladies an' wrote our own stories 'til morn. The mornin' brought us a close call with a ol' side-wheeler name of Memphis Belle... the Captain jes' tooted his whistle a coupla times an' guv us a wave. It din't really come close ta hittin' us, but the wash done made our raft to bob about like a cork... I noticed that we wuz driftin' t'wards the Tennessee side, we had passed Charleston awhile back, so's we must be gettin' pretty close ta Memphis. I asked Carol Ann about this an' she said that we wuz on the right track. The current in this area drifts t'ward the east side of the river, an' we wants ta foller it. We had us an early lunch an' Huck sets to tellin' more o' his story... "Well," he starts in, "after some more hanky-panky..." the girls giggled, "anyway... we gets to gatherin some ol' fruit... They's apples, peaches, lemons an' what-all, all over the place ! Atlanta says that some o' the peaches an' such is goin' ta be delivered to Uncle Joe, who uses them in his recipe. She's got an' ol' wagon hitched up to a even older nag, an' she's been loadin' it up with all kinds o' things." "They's another gal what has been stayin' with the wagon an' loadin' it up... Atlanta takes me over ta where she's been restin' fer a bit amidst the lemon trees an' says, 'Huck, I want you ta meet Kitty, Kitty...' Well, as soon's Kitty hears us comin' she looks up, jumps ta her feet an' grabs me... 'Huck ! Huck Finn !' she says, afore Atlanta can even finish !" "She guvs me a big bear-hug, kisses me full on the mouth, throws me back on the blanket she's been restin' on an' starts rubbin' her big, pointy bosoms all over me !" "Well, they's jes' so much an ol' river pyrate can stand... my ol' snake rises up outta my pants, where I fergot ta button the fly... she don't even take off her cut-off dungarees... she jes' slides my nasty ol' pole up one o' her pant-legs, where it's ripped anyway, an' right on up inta her warm, fuzzy pussy ! She takes ta humpin' me right proud, even afore we wuz proper interduc'd !" The girls is laughin' like crazy, Betty sue says, "No wonder they calls her 'Kitty,' she's all pussy !" Everybody takes ta laughin' ! "Well," Huck goes on, after he can stop laughin', "I gotta admit, I shore have seed some very friendly people, lately... 'specially the wimmin !... This one wuz friendly as all-get-out ! Atlanta jes' shrugged her shoulders, like she'd 'spected this ta happen, guv me a smile, an' went back to tendin' the wagon... leavin' me ta Kitty an' her friendly ways !" "The pants din't last very long... they wuz in tatters in a coupla minutes... but Kitty lasted much longer... she went on 'til the sun went down ! I din't have ta do anything... 'ceptin' keepin' my boner hard, which wuz real easy, with pretty Kitty on top me, swingin' her very pretty tittys in my face, kissin' all over me an' wrappin' my big, nasty pole in one of the cutest, little furry pussys ever !" "We had some dinner, which we had ta share, 'cause she wouldn't let go of my cock. Atlanta said it wuz a good thing she had her chance at me when she did, 'cause she din't think that she would be able to pull Kitty off'n me !" "It were a nice night, so's we slept, as much as we could, out on the blanket, whilst Atlanta stayed in the wagon. I don't think Kitty let my boner out of her pussy for more'n a few minutes, all night !" "I woke up an' Kitty wuz holdin' me real close an' tight... she wuz still asleep, but my big ol' cock wuz still big an' hard, an' it were still all the way up in her ! She felt me stir an' started to wake up, rubbin' her body agin' me, like she were still half-dreamin' ! Her hips wuz movin' up an' down, back an' forth... an' sort of 'round an' 'round... I felt my boner swell up even more.. I din't know jes' how big it wuz... I ain't seen it fer a whole lotta hours... but it felt horse-sized !" "Kitty rolled me over so she wuz on top, an' she slid her bottom up off my pole, 'til it were 'most all the way out... but not entire... Kitty watched with eyes wide open an' wuz agasp at the sight of it ! I were a bit surpriz'd, myself !... it wuz so thick an' long, I ain't never seen it like that, ever ! Atlanta wuz watchin', also, with her mouth an' her eyes wide open !" "Atlanta came over an' gazed at my pole, when Kitty saw this, she got back some o' her senses an' slammed her body down again, hard... my big ol' cock went zoomin' up her like a rocket !" "Atlanta then laid down on her back on the blanket, next to us an' put her hands an' feet up, like she were a cat, beggin'... Kitty seemed to be in a sharin' mood an' rolled over on her back... I pulls my big, nasty, throbbin', swoll-up ol' boner out of Kitty's kitty... they jes' watch, starin' with wide-open mouths an' eyes !" "I teases Atlanta's tiny, wet flower with my giant knob an' she gets ta gushin' real quick... I then slips it in a little an' lets it rest awhile.. Meanwhiles, they is both jes' starin' at what's rarin' to go inside... so's I lets it go inside... I slides it in real gentle-like an' Atlanta moans an' whimpers as if she din't have it in her a short while ago... I gotta admit, it seems a whole lot bigger than when I had it in her afore !" "I pumps Atlanta 'til she almos' faints, then I slides that big ol' thing out an' puts it in Kitty agin' ! It does seem a little bigger than when I wuz just in her afore ! Then I guvs Kitty the deepest pumpin' I thunk she's ever had... she moans an' purrs an' wriggles all aroun' !" "Well, I spends the whole mornin goin' back an' forth, pumpin' the brains outta both o' them ! Funny thing, I don't feel a bit weak, I feels like I could go on like that fer a whole week ! Meanwhiles, both o' them can't even move... they jes' lays there on that blanket, moanin' an' shiverin' ! I thunk they is still havin' the shudders, even after I is done !" "So, I gets a lunch together fer them... by the time it's ready, they can barely sit up ! As a joke, I balance the plates on my still-hard cock an' serve it up to them, like a butler with his servin' tray ! They get a big thrill outta this, 'specially when they see I got three plates balanced on my cock at oncet ! I lay 'tween them whilst we eat, an' they is strokin' my boner all the time !" "After lunch, they gets frisky agin' an' I end up plowin' both o' them 'til sundown... This keeps up for 'bout four days, when they can finally stand up after I pump them ! I think they is gettin' stronger... the Uncle Joe's don't hurt none, either !" "Finally, one mornin', after a little hanky-panky, we hitches up the horse to the wagon an' sets out on our trip. I ketch the nag, a ol' mare, a-lookin' at me funny an' I says so ta Atlanta... both of 'em laugh an' she says that I prob'ly remind the mare of an ol' boyfriend... since I'm still standin' there buck nekkid with my pole stickin' straight out, I thunk it were funny too !" "Atlanta says that we're goin' ta a town, name of Jefferson City, an' I better wear some clothes, so they wuz able ta patch together my pants... but, she warned me, 'When we gets to town, don't look at the ladies ! Otherwise, that thing won't hold together ! We can get you some new pants in town.' I 'preciate that, but I'm not so sure 'bout the 'lookin' at ladies' part..." We break inta the story-tellin' fer some supper an' some map-makin'... Carol Ann has some paper out on the slate an she's drawin up a map fer us ta foller. She says, "Now here's where we'll go into Tennessee... here's Kennett an' Jonesboro... an'... Memphis," makin' dots an' lines where all the things is along the river... Well, no proper river pyrate can get along without he's got him a map ! We set us a little fire goin' atop the slate an' Huck goes ta tellin' a little more of his story afore we goes ta sleep... "Well," Huck starts in, "we goes through some small towns afore we gets to Jefferson City. I is at my best behav-yur, keepin' my eyes straight along the road. The gals do they best ta keep they hands off me, 'cause they know, if they don't, I'm gonna bust my britches... We gets to the edge of the city an' I start seein' wimmin out the sides o' my eyes. Frilly wimmin, with petticoats an' lace an' what-all... my pants start to get tight." "We wuz goin' down the main street, when I seen somethin'... I jes' had ta look..." "There wuz this darlin' girl walkin' down the street... she had the shortest flowery skirt on, high-heel-shoes with lacy socks an' handbag... an'... she were walkin' along in such a flirty manner... an' the whole front o' her dress wuz filled with big pointy bosoms... an'... she had the cutest legs..." "Well, that were it ! There wuz this rippin' sound ! Atlanta heard it, even afore I did ! I thunk even the girl heard it... anyway, she turned ta look, an'... almost got a eyeful ! I could feel it swellin' up, very fast... Atlanta threw a horse blanket over my lap afore we caused a commotion !" "Well, the middle of that ol' blanket jumped up somethin' obscene ! I thunk that girl seen it ! Atlanta threw a ol' carpetbag into my lap, which sort of kep' things hid ! Even the carpetbag wuz jumpin' ! We right away headed fer the clothing store." "Well, the sign on the store read 'Swenson's Dry Goods and Mercantile,' a kind of general store. We got inside an' Atlanta interduced me ta a saleslady name of Abigail Swenson... she tol' us that she had done taken over the store after her pap died." "Now ol' Abigail wuz a kinda plain lookin' gal, with her proper saleslady outfit an' her hair all done up in a bun, but she had a proper front on her, that's fer shure. There seemed ta be a lotta stuffin' in that ol' blouse o' hers... an' she had a very pretty face... after she got ta talkin' with us a bit she let her hair down, an' she started ta look real good." "Now, it took some real explainin' fer Atlanta to tell Abigail what our problem wuz... she still didn't seem ta get it right, but my boner had gone down some an' we showed her my ol' tore up pants... problem wuz... ol' Abigail wuz lookin' prettier an' prettier... an' my ol' boner wuz up ta its ol' tricks..." "I had come in with my blanket around me, but I took it off to show her my pants. She said, 'Huckleberry Finn, what have you been doing to get those poor trousers in such a state?' I kep' shut... Atlanta guv me some money ta buy some new pants an' other clothes with an' left, sayin' she had some other shoppin' ta do in town." "Well, Abigail asked me what size trousers I wore, an' I said, 'I'm not shore, but I have ta get 'em in a bigger size, anyway.' She looked at me funny-like an' said, 'Why? You're not fat... you don't plan to get bigger do you? You going to start eating a lot are you?' Well, I could tell she wuz jokin', but I kep' insistin' on a much larger size..." "She said that she wuz goin' ta have ta measure 'em, an' she bent over with her tape measure... well, her bosoms got sort of in the way, an' she brushed her chest agin' me... I could feel that there wuz a lotta soft lady in there behin' all that white cloth, an' my boner guv a jump !... she jumped back when she saw that, an' I grabbed my blanket an' threw it aroun' me..." "I said, 'I'll take 'em off, an' you can measure 'em easier.' She agreed that it would be a good idea, but she looked at me kinda funny agin'... she said I could go inta the parlor in the back an' change out of 'em. She showed me ta this here 'parlor' which wuz a sort of changin' room an' makeup room fer the ladies, with a fancy dresser an' even a day bed." "I kep' my blanket on an' pulled my pants off an' handed 'em out the door ta her... she came back soon an' said, 'I made all the measurements an' these should fit you just fine.' She closed the door, an' I went ta try 'em on... Well, they wuz long enuff, an' the waist fit pretty good... but, my ol' boner wuz startin' ta swell an' they wuz a obscene ol' bulge down one o' my pant legs that looked like someone'd stuffed a ol' baloney in there !" "I tol' her through the door that they jes' wuzn't gonna fit, an' she opened the door an' I turned my back quick ta her... She said, 'Come on, Huck, you're going to have to let me see what the problem is if you want me to give you a better fit !' I shrugged my shoulders an' slowly turned around... She saw my baloney an' said, 'Huckleberry, you are playin' some kind of joke on me, aren't you? You've got some old sock or something stuffed down in there !' " "Well, I jes' shook my head, an' she bent over agin' an' started ta feel the bulge in my pants... Well, that were a mistake ! It shot down a little further down the pant leg an' swoll up somethin' fierce... she fell back on her butt an' guv a little cry out... her bosom wuz bouncin' when she fell an' that made me ta swell up even more !" "She said, 'My God, Huck, I don't know what you're doing, but you've got to get those off right now, or you'll tear those new pants !' I wuz in complete agreement... so's I started ta fiddle with the fastener... it wuz one of those new-fangled type, an' I weren't too good at it so she started helpin' me... 'tween the two of us we final got those things off... an'... when we did... that nasty ol' boner o' mine jes' shot right straight out ! She said, 'Oh my God ! Huck, where did you get that thing? ! !' " "Well, I wuz jes' standin' there, feelin' kinda em-barr-assed, an' I jes' said, 'It jes' grewed !' She says, 'How long... has it been... like this?' I shuffled my feet, which made my boner ta wave left an' right, an' said, 'Well, it's always been pretty big, but it's been growin' quite a bit lately.' She said, 'Have you been to a doctor?' I laughed an' said that I din't need no doctor, I'se jes' a growin' boy ! We both laughed, then !" "Then she looked at it more careful, an' touched it... when it jumped up agin' ! It took ta swellin' some more, an' she said, 'How big will it get? We have to know before we can find you a fitting pair of trousers !' I said that I din't rightly know jes' how big it could get... That's when she got this look in her eye an' said, 'Well, lets just find out, shall we !' " "She made sure the door wuz locked an' then started ta wiggle about... I thunk she were doin' a kinda hootchie-dance... you know... swayin' her hips left an' right, back an' forth... she loosened her skirt buttons an' hootchie-kootchied her way outta it ! She had the prettiest darn legs I had ever seed... my pole wuz risin'..." "Then... she started ta unbutton her blouse... now that wuz sump'n ta see ! My pole wuz risin' even faster ! She had this here brassie on... now I aint no expert... but this wuz really quite a brassie ! It looked like it could hold back a dam what's bustin' ! When she got it all loose I seed jes' what it were holdin' back ! The dam jes' went bust !... an' all this bosom burst out ! !" "Now these wuz the biggest, pertiest bosoms ever ! She come over ta me an' started wavin' 'em in front o' my face... soon, my boner wuz wavin' in front o' her face ! She got real excited then, an' said, 'My God, Huck, you are huge... but... you can get even bigger, can't you?' I nodded, 'Well, we've got to see just how big you can get... and... I think I know how...!' " "She jes' grabbed my throbbin' ol' boner an' drug me over ta the day-bed... she sat me down on it an' started ta rub her bosoms all over me... then she went ta kissin' all over my face... then she sat on my boner facin' me an' ever time my boner throbbed it would lift her up... so she jes' sat there, my boner slappin' her backside, bouncin' up an' down, her bosoms bouncin' in my face..." "Soon, my cock got so hard she couldn't even make go down, so she started rubbin' her little pussy back an' forth on it... afore long she were wet as all get-out an' she stood up an' sat full upon my knob end !" "Well, she took ta rubbin' her little nubbin' on my giant snake-head... an'... afore you knew it... it slid right inside her... not all at once, now, jes' the tip o' it... but she pushed down real hard, all the time wrigglin' her hips around an' around... still dancin' !" "She were ridin' my pony up an' down like the Pony Express on a fast mail run ! By the afternoon she'd only got 'bout half of it in ! We had to take a rest... while we wuz layin' there, with my pole still in her, there wuz a knock on the parlor door... it were Atlanta, askin' how we wuz gettin' on... Abigail called out, 'It's taking a little longer than I thought... can Huck stay over, I'm giving him a special fitting?' I hear Kitty gigglin' on the other side o' the door... Atlanta says, 'Okay, I'll see you tomorrow, anything else?' Abigail says, 'Would you lock up for me, please, I'm kind of busy right now.' More gigglin'... from both of 'em !" "She rolls me over on top o' her an' says, 'We didn't really need to have lunch, did we? I tell you what, if you stay here with me until suppertime, I promise you I'll take you out to a nice place for dinner...' I don't have ta answer... by the time she's finished askin', I'm slidin' my big, nasty ol' swoll-up cock in an' out o' her like a steam-train piston !" "By sunset I'm puttin' it all the way up in her, she's sweatin' an' moanin' ta beat the band, an' she's had so many shudders we both lost count !" "She's good ta her promise... she gets all dressed up in a nice black evenin' gown an' she finds a pair o' pants that seem ta hold me all in... an' a nice new shirt, with braces, tie an' all !... an' we limps over ta the Cowdance Saloon an' has a real, honest-ta-goodness porter-house steak, with all the fixin's !" "When we's finished eatin, were jes' sittin' aroun', talkin' with town people an' such, an' Abigail calls one o' the dance-hall gals over ta talk with us... 'Holy cow !,' I thunk ta myself, 'It's that gal we saw walkin' in the street... the one that made my boner almos' tear my pants off ! Abigail interduces us an' says that her name is Dee-Dee, an' they has knowed each other fer some time !" "Well, it's a good thing my boner wuz under the table, 'cause, even with these new, extra-strong pants with lots o' room in them, right then I needed that room... I thunk I woulda skeered some o' those saloon people right off !" "But, Dee-Dee weren't skeered, not at all ! She come over an' sit down next ta me, reach under the table, an' started ta rub my pants... jes' where my big, nasty ol' boner wuz throbbin' ! She wuz talkin' with Abigail, not lookin' at me... but rubbin' my boner... an' startin' ta breathe real hard ! I'm gettin' so hard I have ta straighten my leg out ! Abigail feels my leg, an' my boner, lift up an' lay in her lap, an' gets a knowin' look in her eye..." " 'Say, Dee-Dee,' she says, 'Why don't you come home with me... you can help me with something?' Dee-Dee agrees, an', after throwin' her evenin' cape 'round my waist, they walk... an' I limp, back ta the back door of Abigail's store..." "When we gets inside, Abigail fixes me a Julip... sure enough... Uncle Joe's ! I lays back on the pillows, an' I hear the girls talkin' in the kitchen... I cain't quite make out what they is sayin'... but it seems like a happy conversashun !" "When they gets back to the parlor, Abigail says, 'If you don't mind... Dee-Dee would like to try something... She's a singer an' dancer at the Cowdance and she's very talented... maybe she can help me...' I nod, an' Dee-Dee starts in..." "Well, now I know where Abigail got her hootchie-kootchie lessons from... Dee-Dee starts right in, doin' a little hootchie-kootchie of her own ! Afore long she's down ta the cutest, frilly pink unnerwear I ever seed !" "Her bouncy little cute butt, her perty legs, an' her very bouncy bosom have soon got this ol' snake-in-my-pants doin' the hootchie-kootchie right along with her ! When she gets down ta her undies, Abigail joins on in !" "Now, I is got two o' the hottest ladies in town doin' the hootchie-kootchie right in front o' me ! Jes' fer me ! !" "They is both buck nekkid by the time I reckons that my pants is gonna haveta come off, or I might bust right through 'em ! When she sees my snake come out, all big an' hard an' wavin' about, Dee-Dee guvs a little squeal an' rushes right over ta me an' puts her perty little mouth all over my cock-head... meanwhiles, Abigail is layin' aside me, kissin' all over me an' rubbin' her bosoms all over my chest !" "Well, I jes' keep gettin' bigger an' bigger... my ol' knob is so swoll up, I jes' don't know what ! Dee-Dee sees that it is really swellin' up an' clumbs up on it, doin' her best ta wrap her wet, tight little pussy down over it... an' she does !" "I can tell Dee-Dee is a dancer, she's got very strong muscles in her thighs... an' her pussy... That night, 'tween the two of 'em, I musta shot more off than the entire revolutionary war !" By the time ol' Huck got ta this part of the story Carol Ann wuz ridin' me like a Texas Ranger an' Huck had his hands full with Betty Sue ! We spent the rest of the time humpin' an' pumpin', 'til we all nodded off ! By mornin' we had reached Tennessee side an' wuz follerin' the shore downstream. The current kep' us out a few yards an' so we din't have ta do much polin' ta keep us right. We had stopped an' tied up ta go ashore an' get us a few things which we needed, but we were soon aweigh agin'. The girls begged Huck ta get on with his story, an' so, after a lunch of small fry an' fresh-baked from the town, he got on with it... The girls got all cuddled up, the day wuz nice and we wuz driftin' t'ward Memphis... passin' under the overhangin' trees that border the river... an' Huck started in, "Well, I had some good times with Abigail an' Dee-Dee, I tell you ! Whoooee ! The next day Abigail tended her store whilst Dee-Dee an' me went back to the Cowdance. She din't have ta work 'til evenin, but she wanted ta show me aroun'..." "Well, if we din't meet up with Atlanta in front of the Saloon ! She looks at me... then at Dee-Dee, an' says, 'Well, ol' Huck, I see you been houn' doggin' again !' Dee-Dee jes' laughs... then Atlanta breaks up, laughin'... I gets the feelin' these two know each other." "Atlanta gets me away from Dee-Dee an' says, 'Huck, it's a good thing I found you... There's someone I want you to meet.' We go back in the kitchen part of the Saloon an' she interduces me ta the head cook... she says, 'Huck, I want you meet Fu Meng. Meng, this here is Huck Finn... I think you have a common acquaintance.' " "Well, this 'Fu Meng' is a ol' Chinee genn'lman who's all smiles an' handshakes an' bowin'... a lot o' bowin' ! I bows back an' he says, 'At-ranna terr me you nicee to my girr.' I din't unnerstan' him at first, he talks so funny... all kind of Chinee-like... but, after a while talkin' with him, I begin ta pick it up." "I figger out that this is Yuki's father, the one she told me is tryin' ta make enough money ta start his own place. He claps me on both shoulders an' says, 'You biggie stron' fella, gonna makee stron' boy baybees !' He's pretty strong, hisself, for a ol' Chinee guy, I's glad he likes me !" "We gets ta talkin' all about cookin' an' Uncle Joe's an' wimmin an' such... an' I spent most of the mornin' with ol' Meng. It turns out that his wife, Cha Li, died in childbirth several years ago an' left him with an only daughter, Yuki. He had been dedicating his life to making a living for her an' wishin' for some grandchildren... boys, especially." "He seems ta really like me an' hopes that Yuki will have a baby from me. I tol' him that I couldn't make any promises, but he seems ta have faith in me. I found out later that ol' Meng is quite a skirt-chaser hisself, havin' chased after an' got some of the bar-girls." "He brags a little, patting a baloney-size bulge in his trousers. I show him my baloney, an' I tell him the story about Atlanta an' the Tiger Balm. He says, 'Tigu Balmee is pretty-goood, but Unka Jo is better.' Showing me a bottle of Uncle Joe's he's got put away in his cupboard." "He gets a light in his eyes an' says, 'You rikee meetee nicee girr? You rikee meetee Na-Dya?' I musta look'd a bit con-fuzed, so he takes me out to the back room of the Saloon where they put on the shows an' says, 'Waitee here, an' watchee !' So I waited an' watched." "Well, the early dancers are jes' about ta start, an' I hears this funny, kinda Hindoo music... Out from behind a curtain comes this dancer, covered in silk. Meng says, 'She gonna do Dance of Seven Veirs.' I think he meant 'Dance of Seven Veils,' I've heard of it, but never actual seen it afore." "Well, she starts in wigglin'... sort of 'shimmy' like, an' the veils start ta comin' off... afore long even I can tell that there's a lotta woman ahind them veils ! By the time she gets ta the fifth veil my pants is feelin' mighty small !" "Well, when she gets down ta the last veil, which, I unnerstand, she's not supposed ta take off in public... well, there's a whole lotta boners in that room, me an' Meng included ! I look aroun' an' there's trousers with big poles in 'em all over the place ! Nadia don't seem ta mind none, in fak, she's even flattered... an' they's people throwin' roses an' such onta the stage !" "After all the clappin' an' shoutin, they's a little music while the next act gets ready. Meng says, 'Come on ! We go meetee her !' He grabs my hand, still very strong, an' pulls me over ta where Nadia is talkin' ta the piano player. He says, 'Na-Dya, I rikee you meetee a flen', Huckee Fin !' " "She sees Meng an' says, 'Always happy to meet a friend of the Honorable Fu Meng, scourge of all the boudoirs.' She guvs me her hand, an' I takes it, all gennleman-like an' she says, lookin' down at our growin' boners, 'I see you liked my show... Say, are you the Huck Finn that Dee-Dee's been telling me about... hmmm !' I nod, an' she looks at me with a different look an' says, 'If you're really a good friend of Meng and Dee-Dee, perhaps I can arrange a private show !' " "Well, she's already got me by the hand an' is pullin' me back t'ward the back of the Saloon. I looks over at Meng an' he's wavin' bye-bye ta me an' bowin' wi' a big smile on his face. I'm not tryin' ta get away... not when a lady like this is pullin' at you !" "In the back of the Saloon are some dressin' rooms, some of them seem ta be pretty nice... good enough ta live in. She pulls me inta one of the best. She guvs me a mint Julip... with ice ! She seemed ta have it all ready... somewhere ! Then, she goes through a curtain'd door an' comes back, five minutes later with a different outfit on. This one is more like yore 'Rabian Princess type getup, but still with lots o' veils." "She puts some ol' snake-charmer music on a Victrola an' starts ta do this kinda snake-charmer 'Rabian Princess type dance... very slow !" "Well, they's veils a-plenty, little bells all over her 'Rabian Princess getup, lotsa colors, lotsa wrigglin'... hips swayin', bosoms swingin'... all ta the music !" "I'm layin' back on this big divan, almos' like a bed... pillows ever-where ! She's dancin' in this here smoky room... she calls it 'incense'... fancy Chinee rugs all over the floor... she got these here little flat bells on her fingers, she claps 'em together an' they makes this 'ching-ching' sound... more veils is comin' off, an' I thunk I wuz in Chinee heaven ! !" "Well, my ol' boner is swingin' an' swayin', too, but it's trapp'd 'neath my pants... she sees it an' reaches over an undoes my fly, jes as slick as ever... an' goes back ta her snake charmin' ! Well, she's charmin' my snake, all right ! It starts ta climbin' out o' my trousers, risin' up, jes' like a ol' snake charmer, sure enuf !" "Afore long she's whuppin' off her top, with all the little bells, an' all she's got on now is her last veil... I kin see right through her veil... an' there's a lot ta see ! First off there's these hips... now hootchie-dancer ladies got these hips... they ain't no skinny maiden-aunt type hips, no sir ! These is real woman hips, the kind my nasty ol' boner seems ta like !" "Then, there's these bosoms... well, each one o' her bosoms could match ol' Bossy, but one heck of a lot prettier ! I thunk she could feed a regiment with jes' one of 'em ! I'm layin' there, my big, nasty ol' cock swayin' in the air, wantin' even jes' one o' those bosoms ta lay agin' me... I soon got my wish !" "She made a big show outta takin' off her last veils, my ol' pole wuz fit ta bust... she danced up t'ward me, slowly takin' off the last veil... makin' snake-charmin' motions t'wards my cock, an' it were swingin' an' swayin', swellin' an' throbbin'... when she jes', sort of... kissed my snake on its head three times... an' then jes'... sat right down on it !" "I swear ! I never had sooo much woman 'round my pole... she surrounded my big, nasty ol' mule-cock with the warmest, softest tunnel of love that any man has ever knowed !" "If'n that wuzn't enuf !... she put my face 'tween the softest, sweetest-smellin', perfumy, bosoms that you could ever think ! I jes' lay there, with big, soft pillows under me... an' her big, soft, woman pillows on top... an' my boner gone up inter heaven ! !" "Then... then... she started movin' ! I don't know what it is 'bout hootchie dancers' hips, but they can move all 'round a man's pole like nobody else's ! If they had been a four-alarmer goin' off, jes' then, I coulda pulled outta her an' put out the fire... an' still had enuf left ta take care of a whole school full of randy girls !" "But... I wuz very happy ta be in her... very, very happy ! I found out things I could do with her teats, I never knew ! She showed me things she could do with her mouth an' her pussy that I couldn't even imagine ! And... when I found out what I could do with my tongue !... well... she wuz very happy !"