Tom and Huck - Together Again - - - bein' an account of the further adventures of those two river pyrates, Tom & Huck, writ here in my own sekret diary ('onest injun!) And presented by yur's truly, Tom (Sawyer) - - - Chapter One "The Dolly Sisters" wuz down at the river again, my own fav'rit place to go on a Saturday mornin', smoking my new-made corncob and teasin' crawdads with a willow switch when I heard leaves and twigs crack behin' me. "Y'all know ya caint sneak up on me, Huck.' I said to the crawdads. "Shucks, I were just goin' to sprize you!" said Huck to my back. "I am surpriz'd," I said, "I alluz thought that y'all wuz back at that fancy school." "Heck, I'm done wi' that," Huck offered, settin' down and pulling out his own cob, "They taught me just about all they is to know." "Well I been learnin' some things my own self," I offered, not wantin' to be left out, "I done sums, I can read good, an'... an' I'm keepin' my own diary, writin' it all myself! How's that?" "Perty good," but Huck weren't about to be bested, "They say I can do sums better'n anybody, perty fair at writin' too!" "How are y'all at ketchin' crawdads?" I was changing the subjek on purpose. We spent most of the mornin' crawdaddin' and smokin' and just shootin' the breeze in gener'l. "Got me some samwitches," Huck said, opening his knapsack, "Aunt Polly says hello. She sent enuff for two." "Good ol' Aunt Polly," I said and dug in. "How's it goin' with you an' Becky?" Huck wuz bein' nosy again, I pitched a rock at him. "Were on the outs again..." That's all I wuz goin' to say on that subjek. Huck was gettin' bored, "Hey, 'member when we wuz pyrates?" "Some pyrates we wuz!" I was thinkin' back to the good ol' days. "We couldn't even get rich. Where's our booty?!" "Yeah! But we alluz had a lot of fun!" Huck was full of hisself. "If'n you call Injun Joe fun!" I was tryin' to be serius. Huck would have none of it, "That's part of the adventure," he was really getting full of hisself, or sumpin' "You see that raft tied up yonder..." I looked, "Yup." There was an old raft bobbin' at the river edge, tied to a stake. "Well," Huck got all wound up, "we could just jump on that and go have our own self a real adventure. We could be pyrates again, for fun or money! Whatta-ya-say Tom?" Huck always had a way of gettin' me thinkin'. We were all done with schoolin'... we din't have no jobs and wern't about to be lookin' for work fer a while. We kinda had the summer all to our own self. Mebbe I was bein' a little too careful... what the heck! "Sure, Huck, why not?!" We snuck back home and rustled some things for our trip, went back to the raft, untied and were on our way. We spent a lazy afternoon driftin' down river, smokin', eatin' some, watchin' people on the shore, wavin' at some, cursin' at others. Just genr'lly havin' pyrate fun. Long about three or so we nodded off. I felt a bump an' woke up, at least I thought I did, opened one eye and saw two moons, figgered I was dreamin' and shut it. Then I heard this heavenly voice, "Y'all wanna come on in an' have some tea?" I risk openin' my eye agin'. What I saw made me open the other'n. What I thought was moons b'longed to this voice. There was this woman standin' over me... hangin' over me with the biggest bosoms I had ever seed. "If'n yore hungry we got some vittles too..." I thought mebbe I was still dreamin'. I nudged Huck, "Huck," I whispered, "are you seein' what I think your seein'?" Huck rubbed his eyes, took a look and rubbed them again, "I dunno," he said, but didn't close them again... in fact, they were about to pop out'n his head. I poked him, "Be polite," I said under my breath. Huck turned immediate all polite, "Yes, ma'am, thank you ma'am." he bowed sevr'l times. "No need to call me ma'am," she said, "my name is Carol Sue and I live here with my sister, Carol Mae. Come on in, we believe in hospitality." We looked around us, we musta drifted into the pilings at the end of a landing. There seem to be a bunch of ol' houseboats here. We tied up and followed her up the planks. She weren't wearin' nothin but an old pair of dungarees cut-off real short and her yaller brassie. This is what I thought twere the two moons. Hucks eyes were beginnin' to pop out again. When we got to the porch, I thought my eyes wuz gonna pop out. There on the porch was almost a twin of Carol Sue with long dungarees on, but this time she warn't wearin' no brassie. God! She was big in front as Carol Sue but there weren't nothin' coverin' 'em! They musta been used to people actin' funny 'roun them 'cause they didn't seem to mind us starin'. Huck was about to bust a goiter, whatever that is... When Carol Sue said, "This here's my sis, Carol Mae. Carol Mae, these are our two guests for supper." Carol Mae burst right in, "Oh you must be Tom and Huck! I'm so glad to finally meet you. We've heard all about you and your adventures!" Carol Mae grabs Huck and gives him a great big, big hug! Huck mumbles, "How, how,....?" Lucky for Huck Carol Mae butts in, "Oh, we know some of your cousins and your Aunt Polly, there's always talk of you. Welcome! Come on inside and sit down. Let's have tea!" Inside the houseboat it's all real nice, just like a real house. Carol Sue catches us lookin' and says, "We like to live real comfor'ble. Sold our old big house and moved down to the river. Brought a lot of the nice things with us." She sees Huck and me red-faced and sweatin' and says, "Well, I see you two have had a long hot day, I'll get some tea right away!" She's back real quick with some cold tea with real ice in it, and some sweet biscuits, "I've got some catfish and rice cookin' real slow for later, but get this in you right now, we don't want y'all starvin' on us!" Well, the two of them wuz what was makin' us sweat, but all of a sudden we got an appetite. While things wuz cookin' they showed us some of the paintin's of their family and an album full of tintypes. One of the pictures was of this real pretty blond lady, and we asked about her. "Oh, yes," Carol Sue said, "That's our mom, Gloria Ann, but everyone always called her Dolly, I guess because she liked to collect dolls. Anyway, around here everybody has taken to calling us the 'Dolly Sisters.' " "Yeah," Huck cut in, "I've heard of them... I... I mean you. Well, Aunt Polly has mentioned them, I mean you." Huck was still nervous, but even though Carol Mae had him on a two-seater divan and was crowdin' him with her bosoms, he seemed to be calmin' down. Carol Sue was next to me on the larger divan and was leanin' close enough I could see her belly-button tween her bosoms. She was also runnin' her fingers through my hair, but somehow diff'rent than the way Aunt Polly did. We had some great catfish and rice that evenin' while we watched the fireflies come round. We had some of their white lightnin' with the dinner. Me and Huck had drunk some hooch before, but this was kinda differ'nt. They said it was from a farmer, name of Uncle Joe. It was very good and I wanted to know more, but they said I'd find out about him later. Carol Sue was tellin' me all about the matin' habits of the fireflies while Carol Mae was whisperin' something in Hucks ears. He was gettin' red-faced again an' I was heatin' up myself. "That's it! Carol Sue said, "Y'all are stayin' over the night, Y'hear!" She sounded like 'no argument,' an' we wasn't about to argue. They showed us to a guest room they had especially. It were real nice, with curtains, clean sheets and everything! It felt like home! I woke up the next morning with a real big boner, my butt all tented up in the air, I couldn't 'of laid flat on my belly if I tried. I dared to open one eye, yep, clean sheets, curtains, I guess I warn't dreamin' after all! I looked down to see if there was something caught, but no, there it was, just about the biggest boner I ever had, in fact, it was bigger than I ever had. "Maybe it's just the girls, being close and all." I thought. Just then I felt someone's fingers run through my hair, very familiar fingers, and a voice, "I see you're 'up'," she said. It was Carol Sue. I tried and failed to hide my "boner," if I turned over it would be standing tall and proud, if I stayed on my belly, it would be very clear what was holding my butt in the air. "Don't be ashamed," she said, "boys, I mean men, are always having this happen, that's what we women are for, to help them with it." "Are you sure?..." I was quite nervous, but also very excited. She said, "Come on, turn over, let me be the nurse... My goodness! You are a man, aren't you?" She finally coaxed me to turn over and when I did, my thing stood straight up like a fence post, almost as big and just as hard. But... when I saw her... this time there was no brassie, and no dungarees either! I swear to God my boner shot up right before my eyes. I coulda been just seein' things, but she saw it too and started getting real excited. "Oh, my God," she said, "it's working, and a whole lot better than I thought... I better take care of this right away!" She started massaging my thing with her bosoms which seemed to get her even more excited. My head felt like it was going to explode, but in a good sort of way. I am not sure what she expected, but it didn't make it smaller, in fact it got a whole lot bigger before she was done... but... it sure felt good! I said, "Do... do... you think it might explode?!" She looked up at me with a kind of glazed-over look in her eyes and said, "Don't worry, Tom, I've got something even better for that." Then she moved up, put her bosoms in my face and started massaging my boner with her legs. She said, "Lick 'em!" I was going to ask her what she wanted me to lick, thought better of it and just decided to lick whatever wuz in my face at the time. I must have got it right because she really started to go at me then. I mean, my boner was between her thighs, she was clamping down tight on it, her bosoms were bouncing around in my face, I was licking first one then the other. Then I would rub one with my fingers while licking the other, then switch. It was amazing, but I was still getting bigger and harder. Then, all of a sudden, there was wet stuff all around my thing. Some of it came from me, I surely had that happen before... But... a lot of it seemed to come from her, I hoped out loud that she was all right. She said that she was 'wonderful.' Then she said, "Here goes!" And, all of a sudden, my thing was in her! It seemed to be what she wanted, and so far, I liked everything that she did. As I write this, much later than it happened, I can talk sensible about it, but at the time my head was going, "Whoooee !!! " I could tell from sounds coming from the next bed that Huck might be gettin' the same "treatment." I had fooled around with Becky before, feelin' her bosoms and even ticklin' her a little down "there," but we never got anywhere near doin' this! Anyway, when she got me in her she really went crazy. She started bouncing up and down working me like a butter churn. We made a whole lotta butter that morning. She couldn't get my whole big boner in her at first, but the way she worked at it, she seemed fixed to 'pale herself on it. A lot of times she sort of shivered all over and let out a big whoop!... Well... kind of a scream, but more like an injun war whoop. We had a great war! I shot my spunk up somewhere many times. I don't know exact where it went, I didn't see any of it, but I could shure feel it go!!! Some of it prob'ly got mixed with what came out of her. I hope she got a good washerwoman! What a mess!! Somewhere, 'bout the dozen time I went off like a volunteer fire hose, I passed out. Normal, boys don't like to fess-up they had fainted, but after all that happened, I don't feel ashamed, I was fagged out! Just before I went, I felt her fingers in my hair, her kissing me all over and saying "thank you darlin'." over and over. I woke up about an hour later, I don't know exact, but it felt like an hour. I looked down to see if the "treatment" worked, but was s'prized to see my boner, even limp, was bigger than ever! I thought about it, though, and it didn't bother me so much. All of a sudden, it started to come alive again! It was like watching a giant puff-adder rise up! I guess my "puff-adder" got some notice from her, cause she came over and started breathing in my ear and licking my ear and all over my face. My thing really started to rear up, then, bigger'n ever. She looked at it, eyes wide, and says, "It's a good thing Huck got me all stretched... I would have to work up to this one!" Then I knew, this wasn't Carol Sue, but Carol Mae! I looked over at Huck, Carol Sue was on top of him and he was givin' me the high sign! So, I said to myself, "What the heck!" Carol Mae didn't fool around as much as before, she was very soppy down below and wanted to ride "right now!" As big as it was, and it was bigger than ever, she slid down over it right away! It was very tight in her, but she were eager. We played "bucking bronco" for about an hour then everyone just sort of "layed there" and breathed hard for a while. I didn't pass out this time, and I gave almost as well as I got. None of these "treatments" worked on me and Huck's "problems." We were bigger than ever and I seemed to have a "boner" almost all the time. The girls said that this was a good thing, however, and both Huck and me agreed that it was feeling very good. Carol Sue said, "Time for breakfast, everybody needs their strength!" We had happy flapjacks, soppin' with butter and honey. After, Carol Sue showed me the "butter churn" wash machine that she had on the back porch, while Huck and Carol Mae went fishin'. We got to churnin' and washin' and purt soon we got all churnin' and sudsin' ourselfs. I pumped her while she pumped the machine, then we hung all out to dry and went in for an Uncle Joe Julip while the sun dried the clothes. We sat on the divan and she started foolin' aroun' an' I started foolin' aroun' an' afore long we was at it again! We finished about a half dozen different go-aroun's in about a half dozen different ways when we heard the boat at the landing. They came in going all sort of "whoooee !!" and remarkin' 'bout how they almost sank the boat, and I wondered out loud if they had done any fishin'. Carol Mae held up a string of good-sized cat and said, "Fishin's real easy in these parts, all you gotta do is tie a buncha lines to the boat, toss'em in and rock the boat for a while. The movin' attraks the little beggers and here they are! It don't hurt none if'n you have a little Uncle Joe on the side." as she held up an empty mason jar. "All right, everybody in for a shower!" Said Carol Sue, "We're all hot and sweaty and we need a good cleanin'." Huck and I looked at each other... Now us pyrates don't go in for too much cleanin' when we're adventurin', but shower? What could she be talkin' about? We asked, they told us, "We had a wave pump put in when we built up this place. The movement of the water... or the boat..." Huck and me winked, "... either one makes the water to be pumped up to a tank on the roof. The sun heats it up, and we have hot running showers, Yeeeaah!" The girls both cheered. Well, real adventurin' pyrates gotta try things at least oncet. The girls were goin' to let the boys go first, seein' that we really needed cleanin, so Huck and me shucked our clothes, the girls promisin' to wash them for us, and headed for the shower-room, between the two bedrooms. When we got there, there was somebody already there! Huck and me just stood there, naked as any buck, watching a small dark-haired little girl shower herself. She had just about the biggest bosoms any body could even think about, but on her tiny self, they wuz amazin' !! As Huck and me stood there, thinkin' about them, we felt ourselfs grow. My own boner was standin' out like a flag pole and Huck was right up there with me! She had her eyes closed and the sound of the water prob'ly kept her from hearin' us come in, but as she showered and we watched and our boners got bigger, pretty soon there just wasn't enough room for all of us without somebody findin' out! Finally it happened, I think it was mine, Huck swears it was his, but one of our boners, while it was throbbin', bumped inta her. She didn't jump, or act scared, she just said, "Hello." and wiped the water from her eyes. She looked at us with a friendly smile, looked down at our donkey-sized boners and said, "Oh, good, I hoped it was you. I wanted to meet you before my cousins barged in. I see you already like me, and I certainly like you," looking down again, "Shake." She went to shake hands, but we wuz both so dumbstruck that we just stood there, so she shook what was offered to her. She grabbed my knob, gave it a real good pumpin', then Huck's. Both our boners jumped up when she did that, and she giggled and said, "I see the Dolly's have got you in training! How long have you been here?" "Just a day..." I managed to get out. "Only a day? Wow, you two are good! You must be the Tom and Huck I've been hearing about!" The commotion brought the sisters back to the shower-room. "What..." Carol Sue started, then, "Oh, it's you, Carol Ann. What are you doin' here?" "I was just on my way back to Nya'luns when I figgered I'd drop in, but you were busy with the boys, so I... just sort of... hung around." Carol Mae giggled, "Spying, huh?!" and laughed again. Carol Sue asked, "Just what did you see?" "Enough..." Carol Ann said with an impish grin, "Were you going to keep these 'boys' to yourself?" The Dolly sisters looked down at our swellin' boners and Carol Sue said, "Not the way you're makin' 'em grow. As long as you're here, you're gonna help us!" Carol Sue started taking off what little clothes she had on. Carol Mae seemed to understand what her sister was drivin' at and did the same. All five of us wuz tryin' to fit in that small room. Carol Sue said, "The only way this is going to work is for us to use a lot of lather !... and... someone's going to have to make room for these... these... jumpin' whales ! !" I thunk she meant our boners. Carol Sue got us started sudsin' up, then she lifted little Carol Ann up and sat her down straddling my growing boner. This made Carol Ann giggle and wriggle around on me, which made my already king-size boner huge, which made her giggle and wriggle even more. She was riding me like a pony-ride. I could have almost put a saddle on for her. Carol Mae made even more room when she grabbed Huck's "jumpin' whale" and stuffed it into herself. This made Carol Ann even more excited, she started jumping up and down, her bosoms slapping my sides, almost wrapping complete 'round me. She then saw what they were actually doing, and... I guess... wanted to do it too. She rode up my thick pole, which must have felt like a whale 'tween her small legs, and really tried to get it inside her! She really worked at it for some time, working her tiny little purse around the knob. She was getting very wet down there, and just as I was thinking that it would be im-possible, it slipped in. Just the knob at first, but the muscles between her legs seemed so strong for a little girl. And she seemed to be able to stretch a lot ! She was really ready for this. Her bosoms in my face wuz getting me so excited, I could'na stopped her. And... she didn't seem to be wantin' to stop! Carol Sue was letting Huck and Carol Mae rub against her while they were rubbin' each other, then they switched. Huck was gettin' the best of two great wimmin ! Meantimes, I was gettin' the best of a randy little girl, and she was certain gettin' the best of me. At least as much as she could take. And she did take it ! ! Most of it afore we were done. I don't know where she put it all. She told me later, "When you get to have somethin' that good, you find a place for it ! Well, we sure got clean, you never seen so much suds. Huck and me will never think the same way about baths again ! That night, the two Dolly's stayed with Huck. Carol Ann curled up in my arms and begged me to put it in her and leave it in all night. She wrapped her love-purse around my pole and kept it warm. In the morning, we awoke to find ourselfs moving and strokin' each other. She said she dream'd about doin' it with me. Truth is, so did I. Carol Sue told me later that Carol Ann was a little tease, but she had an affect on men that was amazin'. I believe it ! She also said that little Carol Ann was only fourteen. Actually, almost fifteen, but in this part of the country, who really cares. At breakfast, Carol Ann was sippin' some of Uncle Joes. I said, "At your age?" She said, "I grew up with Uncle Joe and was weaned on it. It's not like other hooch, it's got good stuff in it and healthy for you." She bounced her barely covered bosoms at me and asked, "Don't you think I'm healthy?" Since she was using her bosoms for a breakfast table at the time, I had to agree, even though she spilled things when she bounced. "I wanna go fishin this time," she said. They all agreed, Huck and the other two were going to visit their herb garden up on the land and Carol Ann and me were going fishin'.