Tom and Huck - Together Again - - bein' an account of the further adventures of those two river pyrates, Tom & Huck, writ here in my own sekret diary ('onest injun !) And presented by yur's truly, Tom (Sawyer) - - Chapter 6 "St. Louis" On our way to the big city we passed by a lot of little farms, an' a few towns, an' some woodsy parts. When we wuz in the woodsy parts, where no one could see us, we wuz gettin' frisky an' foolin' ‘roun a little. Sam alluz had a few horse laughs on us, but he kep' on drivin', whilst we wuz rollin' in the hay. He shore wuz a smart one, that ol' Sam ! As we started seein' bigger an' bigger buildin's, we wuz checkin' our clothes, makin' sure that nothin' stuck out... We didn't wanna raise no ruckus ! My ol' dungarees has seen better days, but they patched them up for me at Belle's, best's they could. Fanny promised me she would buy me some new ones, soon's we hit the big town. I said how did she know what size to get... She said that if anybody knew the size of my pants, she did ! We laughed a lot on our way inta the big city. I started seein' the biggest ol' buildin's... good lord ! Some of them wuz huge ! We went through a lot of town afore ol' Sam turned aside, down a side street, an' down this ol' tree-lined lane t'wards this bunch of ol' barns. Fanny pulled up beside one of these barns an' unhitched ol' Sam an' hitched up another ol' mare that wuz standin' aroun'. She says, "I'm goin' on inta town an' do some shoppin'. Ol' Sam needs some work done... you just both go in there an' Smithy will take care of you." I say all-right, an' she an' her buckboard go back up the lane. I stand there awhile, watchin' her go. After goin' a ways, she turns aroun' an' guvs me a sweet smile afore she goes outta sight. I turns back ta ol' Sam, an' he makes ta go inside, so I follers him. Inside the barn, afore my eyes get used to the dark, I hear some other horses... an' ol' Sam... an' a funny clangin' sound, like metal agin' metal. I go farther in an' I can make out stables, some horses, an' somethin' that looks like a blacksmith's shop in the back room of the barn. Ol' Sam goes into a stall where they's some oats in a bucket... an' water... I keep hearin' this clangin' sound... I get closer an' closer to the sound, which is comin' from the back room... I tiptoes up real sneaky like, jus' to see what's goin' on. I first see a red hot blast furnace, goin' like blazes... then I see the gol-dangest thing ! I jes' could'na believe my eyes ! There wuz this lady... I know it wuz a lady, cuz she had the biggest bosoms of any lady that I ever seed swing a hammer ! But... but... she had arms an' legs like a... a... wrassler !... No !... even stronger-lookin' than any wrassler I'd ever seed ! ! She wuz swingin' this here sledgehammer, poundin' away at a horseshoe... poundin' an' poundin'... muscles flexin', bosoms swayin' an' shakin' with ever strike... Sweat jes' pourin' off'n her... It were the scariest... an' hottest thing that I ever did seed !... I peed my pants ! I wuz gettin' so excited jes' watchin' her that somethin' wuz goin' on down below ! My boner got real big, real fast ! I shot off a big load down my pants leg, which wuz now both wet an' sticky ! The my ol' nasty boner jes' sort of... took off on it's own. It started swellin' up somethin' awful ! There wuz this little rippin' sound... she stopped what she wuz doin' an' looked up... She said, "Well, now, Howdy !" in a very husky voice that jes' made me shiver inside ! Afore I knew what, she walks up ta me an' lays her bosoms on my shoulders, one on each side of my head... I swear... she wuz so tall, she didn't haveta do any more than take a breath, throw her shoulders back... and those huge... things... jes' rose up an' she dropped them down on me ! I'm standin' there, shiverin' in my shoes, pinned agin' the wall with bosom... I hear my trouser buttons let fly, an' she jes' looks inta my eyes with that steely stare of hers an' says, "Well, ain't ya gonna say nothin'?" Well... I didn't haveta say nothin'... my nasty ol' cock said it fer me ! There wuz a big rippin' sound, a coupla last buttons flew like bullets across the stable... an' my big, nasty, red ol' boner wuz standin' there... right ‘tween her bosoms... an' she says, "Why, shore, you must be that boy, Tom. I thought I heard ol' Sam come in ! Smelt him, too... Smelt you, too ! Fanny mus' be here ! Well, my name's Jo-Jo, ol' Tom, but ever' one calls me Smithy." She reached down with her meaty, big ol' left hand an' grabbed my pumpin' cock an' said, "This here's goin' ta need some temperin' !" Nex' thing I knowed, she has got my boner laid down on the biggest anvil an' starts layin' inta it with her sledge ! I try to pull away, but she got a grip on my rod like a bear-trap ! She's poundin' away, I'm screamin' like a cow bein' branded, she's poundin' an' poundin', turnin' an' twistin' it ever which way ! ! She stops fer a breather, holds it up like she's proud of it... an its big an' red !... bigger an' redder than ever ! ! My poor ol' knob is so swoll up I can't believe it's me ! It's so red it even looks like it's glowin' ! Then... she plunges it inta a barrel of water... that feels so much better ! Then, jes' when I think she's through, she pulls me over to the furnace, jerkin' me aroun' like some kinda rag-doll on a stick... an'... an'... plunges it inta some hot coals ! ! ! Jes' afore I gets ready to let out the hugest scream ever, she sticks it back inta the water !... I swear ta God, I saw steam comin' off it ! ! Then, it's back to the anvil for a good poundin', then the coals, then the water... then coals an' poundin, this time no water ! ! Jes' when I figger she's gonna kill me, she guvs me one more good plunge inta the water, the part I like the best !... then... she... picks... me... up... by my big, nasty, real swollen cock !... Right off the ground... holdin' jes' on ta my boner... like it wuz no big thing ! ! ! She then carries me over to a stall, lays me down gently on a nice soft pile of hay, an' starts rubbin' goose grease all over my big ol' hurtin' boner ! ! I can hear ol' Sam, jes' horse laughin' ta beat tha band ! I'm jes' dum-founded. I lay there, not sure if I can scream or what ! But, as she is greasin' my pole, I notice that it doesn't hurt as much as I thought... The goose grease feels very good... my big ol' cock is not cut or bruised, no bumps or knots... jes' real swoll up an' redder'n any beet ! She says, "There, now, that's some proper temperin' !" She sniffs around a bit an' says, "Boy, I can tell you been doin' some ol' nasty with Fanny... a lot ! You been with those fancy whores down ta Belle's, too !" Sniffin' some more, "Hey, you been with most of ‘em !... Others, too !" She gets up, an'... with one quick move... she whups off'n her cut-off dungarees... they is no underpants!... an' says, "Well, ol' Tom, you has been havin' entire too much fun ! It's now time to ‘pay the piper !' " I'm not sure jes' what she means, but she don't wait for me ta figger it out... she mounts my sore ol' pole jes' like jumpin' on a horse. With the goose grease an' all, it slides right up her ! It wuz so swoll up, I didn't think I could get it through the door, but it went up her like greased lightnin' ! She got jes' about halfway down on it an' stopped... she had to wriggle her hips aroun' a bit... sort of a'justin'-like... she got jes' the right angle an'... whoops !... she went all the way down ! ! Now this wuz a kind of miracle ! Last coupla weeks, I'd seed some miracles... but watchin' her sit down on somethin' that I couldn't even believe wuz part of me !... Well, that wuz a real miracle ! ! Jes' when I was startin' ta think that this weren't so bad, that it wuz startin' to feel downright good !... She puts the squeeze on ! I mean... she had muscles where mos' wimmin don't even have pussy ! It were like a big, muscled vise ! I mean !... when my ol' cock weren't swoll up so much, it woulda been like a bear trap... but, with my big, nasty ol' boner swoll all up, red an' what all... it were like a steam train runnin' over a little sausage... like elephunts stompin' on a banana ! ! I knew then... that she were not about to let me go ! That she wuz goin' to do whatever she wanted to do with me... an'... an'... I wuz prob'ly not goin' ta live through it ! ! ! She started ta jump up an' down on me, not gently ridin' my pole, but bouncin' up an' down like a crazed jackhammer, slappin' her mountains agin' my face, left an' right.... Outside, where there wuz cute birdies singin' in the trees, pretty flowers an' butterflies flittin' about... where there wuz such an air of peace an' happiness... there coulda been heard a sound of screamin' catty-wailin', an' cryin' out for help... but, no one came runnin', none seemed to care about the ruckus in that far-off barn that day... most of it were comin' from me ! ! ! ! After a while... I... don't know how long... mebbe a hour... I thunk she let up a bit... mebbe I wuz gettin' used ta it... she finally c'lapsed on me ! This wuz a woman that no one would think ever co-laps'd, ever ! ! When mos' wimmin had the shudders, what wuz it?... Orgisms?... Well, her shudders wuz more like earthquakes, landslides, gunpowder ! ! She jes' lay there, on top of me, bosoms all ‘round my face, her big hands reachin' down an' gently squeezin, my bullocks, moanin' softly, "More, more, I gotta have more !" My big ol' cock nowhere ta be seen ! Inna while, she started squeezin' harder, her hips movin' aroun' a bit... afore long, she were back to pumpin' me up an' down... afore long, I wuz back ta screamin', catty-wailin' an' sich ! ! We went through ‘bout a half-dozen or so o' these "punishments" afore I started to kinda like it ! My huge, very nasty ol' horse-cock wuz gettin' a real workin' out ! I thunk it were growin' muscles ! ! I started enjoyin' her bosoms, doin' things with ‘em... guvin' the ol' cow-lick... After about a dozen, I had her on her back... an' I... wuz pumpin' her ! ! I were doin' more gruntin' an' whinneein', an' she were actual doin' some o' the screamin' an' catty-wailin' ! ! Past two dozen, I jes' stopped countin'... we jes' kep' on ‘til we heard somebody comin'... "Tom, Tom... issat you?!!" I heard a familiar voice... "Huck !" I heard myself sayin'. I looked up... It were Huck ! ! I pulled out of Jo-Jo an' ol' Hucks eyes near bugged out'n his head ! He hiccough'd, "Jesus...sus... Aitch... Ch...ch...rist !" when he stopped gaggin' an' mumblin', "Did you just... wuz that thing.. Actual, in her !... issat real? ! !" "Yassah !" I said, "It's mine, it's real, an' I just had it in her more times than you can count on yore fingers an' toes... more times than you can shake a stick ! !" Jo-Jo wuz near passed out an' I let her fall asleep, mean-whiles, ol' Huck jes' stood there, starin'... I could tell that he wuz got all worked up, watchin' us an' all. He wuz startin' to get a big ol' boner in his pants, starin' first at me, then at Jo-Jo... He finally finds his tongue an' says, "My God, ol' Tom, you sure are big.. I thought I wuz gettin' pretty darn big myself these last coupla weeks... but you take the darn, whole prize !" He then hears some rustlin' outside an' says ta me, "Talk later, Tom, there's sump'n I gotta do !" I look out back where there's a small corral an' see a young gal with her back mos'ly to us, workin' on some tack hung on the corral fence. "Mmmm, Jody !" Huck coos an' whinnees ! The girl, right away, pulls down her short pants an' bends over... jes' as if she did that whenever she heard a whinnee... That could get real interestin' in a horse corral ! ! Huck shucks his pants, raises a pretty darn good boner himself, an' runs out back, drivin' his nasty ol' thang right up in her ! She ain't at all surpris'd ! In fak, she looks like she were ‘spectin' it ! I look out back further an' see that ol' Sam had wander'd out back while me an' Jo-Jo were punishin' each other, an' wuz havin' a go at some of the mares in the corral ! I said to myself, "Why fight it?" an' went back in, where I woke up Jo-Jo an' guv her a right good poundin' myself ! ! After a few more hours of me an' Jo-Jo, Huck an' Jody, an' Sam an' all his mares ruttin' like rabbits, Fanny had come back with all her shoppin' done... an' brought some dinner from town with her. We all sat around the shop eatin' an' talkin'. First thing Fanny did when she came back is let out a low whistle an' say, "Whooooee ! Tom, it's a darn good thing I got your pants with some room to grow in... Looks like you did a lot of growin' already ! ! Just for fun, I let my thing shrink a little, then I let it grow up to poundin' size ! Jody near jumped out'n her skin !... Huck acted a bit surprized... an' Fanny fell off'n her barrel an' said, "Damn, that's a neat trick !" Jo-Jo jes' hugged my big, nasty ol' boner an' said, "You have no idear !" Fanny said, "Yes, I do ! !" an' we all laughed... Huck told me that he had learned that "trick" his own self, but he had to admit that he wuz no-where as good as me... After dinner we rutted aroun' some more. Huck got to try Fanny out, but wuz afraid of Jo-Jo. She promised him that she would be a lot easier on him than she wuz on me, an' let him lead the way... Jody wuz a little scared of me, but after rubbin' her awhile, an' showin' her that I could make my big, nasty, giant boner shrink down to Huck's size, she let me put it in her... an'... after pumpin' her awhile, I slowly let it swell up to where she wuz takin' a Jo-Jo size pumpin', but a little gentler ! In the mornin' neither Jody nor Jo-Jo wanted me to go, each on either side of me, holdin' on tight ! Jody could hold on almos' as tight as her mother, who, it turned out, wuz Jo-Jo ! ! Fanny told them that they knew that we had other things to do, other places to go. Jody had a tear in her eye... Jo-Jo had a tear for me, too !... but said if I didn't come back to her someday, she wuz goin' ter hunt me down ! I really believed her ! Fanny took Huck an' me back to town, sayin' that she had some more money to spend on us, an' that she needed to have us there to help her spend it... Huck an' me decided that it sounded like a great idea, an' promised to put off tellin' each other about our separate adventures ‘til we had more time. In town, we caused some commotion ! We wuzn't dressed all that funny ! But me an' Huck looked at each other an' shrugged. Fanny said, "They ain't lookin' at yore clothes..." lookin' down at our pants. We looked down at each other an' laughed... Even though we had some very baggy pants on, our huge boners were jes' bulgin' our pants out somethin' obscene ! Most of the women wuz lookin' at us out the corner of they eyes, some lickin' they lips. Some of the older wimmin wuz tryin' to look all down they nose at us, but I caught a few smilin', an' a coupla winks. The younger ones were a mite more brazen... some would outright stare, others would sneak peeks, roll they eyes, an' breathe hard. A few jes' fainted. Jes' to taunt an' tease a little, I let my ol' thing shrink an' then swell up real big. More fainted... When we both did it at the same time, some even ran away, but, a whole lot came closer. A few brave ones even came up an' spoke to us... One even gave me her callin' card ! The men, however, wuz another problem... most jes' looked angry at me an' Huck, but wuz all smiles when they sees Fanny... She had covered up pretty darn good, wearin' one of her "barn dance dresses." But... no dress could hide her figgur ! An' all dollied up, she wuz quite a looker ! A few of the men looked at Huck an' me as if they could eat us alive... Fanny said that she would explain them to us... later. We hustled our way through the city crowds to a nearby shop... I'm sure I felt some female hands brush aginst me, now an' then, but didn't stop to ‘vestigate. Fanny shoved us inta this here shop... it looked like some kind of clothes store. Fanny said that we needed some kinda suits... Well, shucks, me an' ol' Huck didn't cotton to suit-wearin'... Fanny wuz insistin', "You are men, now, an' you'all cain't alluz lead the care-free life, you gotta have some dress-up clothes for some occasions." We both promised to guv it a try, after all, it were Fanny askin', lookin' all dressed-up an' pretty an' all... so we went along with it.. Inside the store, Fanny talked fer a short while with two lady sales-people... she then told us that Diane an' Denise would help us with gettin' a suit of clothes. Then Fanny left, sayin' that she had some other shoppin' to do. Denise started out with small-talk... you know... what town we were from, where we went to school, an' so on... They were right pretty gals, with pretty darn good figgurs, as much as we could tell, but it were fun talkin' with ‘em. Then we got to business... Denise got out a cloth ruler, all rolled-up... she called it a tape-measure... sounded about right to me. She then came around the counter and looked down an' gave a little gasp. She motioned to Diane, who came to have a look for herself... When she looked back up at us she had the broadest smile ! The two of them then took to whisperin' ta each other... they seemed to be tryin' to decide somethin' or other. Denise seemed to be the one chosen, she came over to me with her "tape-measure" an' pulled around my waist... then, from the back, she took a measure from my waist to the cuff... then she said she wuz goin' to take what she called "an inseam measure." Not knowin' what that wuz, I couldn't see what all the fuss wuz about, so I told them I wuz ready. Well, she bent down an' took that ol' tape o' hers an' held it to my cuff an' brought the length of it slowly up inside my leg... a dangerous place for a lady to be... all the way up to my crotch... bein' careful not to touch anythin'... Well, I thought she wuz bein' a little too careful... so... I let my little ol' boner jump a bit. Well, she guv a cry out an' fell on her butt, her big bosoms bouncin' nicely around on top of her. Well, they took to whisperin' again. They came to a decision, they said as to how we wuz a special case, an' we should be allowed back in the back rooms for a private fittin'. Well, this sounded familiar to me, an' ol' Huck seemed to get the message, too. Diane took me back to a small dressin' room, an' ol' Huck went off with Denise. When she got the door closed behind us, Diane said, "How much do you know about clothes... about men's and women's fashions?" Well, I answered that I jes' knew that people gen'rally wear ‘em, that they can keep ya warm on cold nights, an' are good for keepin' stuff in pockets. She got a good laugh out of that, an' started to warm up to me. Then she said, "Do you know anything about women's clothes, about support garments... corsets, bras, et-cetera?" I said that I know that they gen'rally hides a lot of good stuff. She really got a good laugh outta that one, laid her head on my chest an' patted me on the shoulder. I gotta good smell of her... very nice ! "I'll just bet you do," she said, still laughin', "let's try something." she went on, turnin' her back ta me. "Now just reach around me," she said, "and try to unbutton my blouse buttons." Well, I wuz game for all this, so I reached all around her, which wuz quite a reach, ‘cause she wuz very big around the bosom. I got aholt of a button an' tried to unbutton it, jes' like it were one o' my own. "Hey," I said, "it's all backwards !" She guided my hand showin' me how to undo it all proper-like, sayin' "You see, men button from the right side, with the buttonhole on the left, while women have their buttons on the left." I tried it again with another button an' wuz a little better at it. She said to try it again a few more times. Well, I wuz unbuttonin' an' unbuttonin', better an' better each time, ‘til I ran out of buttons... her blouse fell to the floor, an' she guv a little cry of alarm, which weren't very convincin'... I wuz standin' there with my hands full of a very big black brassie which wuz full of a lot o' bosom. She then say, "Okay, that's good for lesson one, now for lesson two. Do you see that strap across my back?" Well, I hadn't been payin' too much attention to her back, an' my pole wuz startin' to throb, so I moved my eyes to her back an' said, "Yes'm? She instruct'd me on how to unfasten it, but told me not to do it yet. She then turned around facin' me... my pole wuz throbbin' agin ! She said, "Now, I want you to try to reach around and unfasten it, without looking." Well, it were tricky, but after a few fumbles, I got it undone... when it came loose, it snapped right out of my fingers ! There musta been a lot of pressure pullin' on it... Her bosoms jes' expanded right inta me ! She had been usin' that big, strong ol' brassie ta hold her big, big bosoms in ! ! She sits down on an ol' day bed an' sort of poses for me... By that time my big ol' boner wuz gettin' bigger... I'm sure she had felt it agin' her leg... she looked down at my pants an' said, "Just what is the problem with your pants, anyway..." she seen it swell an' jump, her mouth dropped open for a bit, then she got this look on her face an' said, "You're funnin' me ain't you... you guys have got some ol' bladder down your pants and you're trying to fool us !" She grabs my pants an' starts to pull, sayin', "Come on, show old Diane the trick !" jes' as my pants slips down over my boner an' she falls back on the bed, gaspin' for breath ! She's jes' layin' there sayin', "It can't... it's not... no... no... it can't be..." while it slowly raises up ‘til it's pointin' right at her, pulsin' an' throbbin' all the time. Jes' then I hear another lady's voice from the room Huck is in, screamin' "Oh, my God !" It sounds like Denise's voice. Diane seems to come to her senses when she hears that, an' seems to believe that I must be real after all... She then hugs me around the waist, holdin' my growin' cock ‘tween her bosoms. She seems amazed at its strength as it starts to lift her off the bed as it rises, respondin' to her touch. I take control, then an' raise it up an' lower it, bouncin' her up an' down on the bed. She looks up at me with happy tears in her eyes an' says, "Have you ever done that..." "Inside a woman?" I finish for her, "Yes, many times." She looks up at me with pleadin' eyes, the kind of look where I can't refuse a lady nothin', an' says, "Please, please, Oh, Tom, please ! !" She looks so hot in her black stockin's, brassie an' corset an' all, there jes' ain't no way I could refuse a lady like that ! I sits back on the bed, an she sits in my lap... she's got no panties, jes' the corset an' all, so's her soft, furry, little black-haired pussy is restin' on my throbbin' boner... I slides her back an' forth on it, kissin' her an' makin' her all wet down under... she goes all moany an' gooey, so I makes my big ol' cock as small as I can get it, an slip it inta her. Her eyes get real big, an' she says, "I've got a trick, too !" Afore I can stop her, she whips off her brassie, her bosoms pop out inter my face, bouncin' all over my chest, around my head... I lose all control of my cock, an' it shoots, full length right up inside her... she moans, "Oh God... Oh my God ! !" My throbbin' boner is pulsin' an' throbbin', bouncin' her all aroun' like a rag doll... she wraps her pretty, silky, stockin'd legs around me tight, very tight, an' she rides me like a cowboy on a wild steer ! ! Just then I hear a lot of screamin' comin' from the other room, but it's a happy kind of screamin', so's I figger Huck has hit his mark... When Diane hears this, she jes' goes crazy'r ! For a treat, I stand on the bed, walkin' around like a kid with candy on a stick. Ever time my cock throbs, she bounces up an' down like a seesaw... then I get clumsy an' trip... she lands on her back with me on top, an' she gets the full weight o' me pushin, it inta her... she moans, "Again... do it again !" So I spends a while, drivin' it deep inside with all my weight... she reaches up with her pretty legs, wraps them ‘round me, an' pulls me in, harder ! ! I let my cock blow up all the way, as big as I can get it, an she begs for more. She's not as tight or strong as Jo-Jo, but she wants it more than a dozen women... so I gives her alls I got ! ! ! After ‘bout a hour of this, we is so sweaty an' tired, we jes' falls back, an' lays there for a half hour. My big ol' nasty cock is still standin' there, now all red an' swoll, covered in lady juice. Diane looks at it with amazed eyes, an' says' "Would you do it for..." "You're friend, Denise?" I finish again, for her, we laugh a lot, I tell her, of course, if she really wanted it... She says, "If you do this for her, I'll never be able to get her to stop smiling !" I tell her that I alluz like to make people happy... She says, "I know." Diane takes me over to the other room, she knocks on the door, sayin', "Are you decent?" They answer together, "No ! But come on in anyhow !" We go inside, Huck is sittin, on a big chair, Denise is in his lap... I cain't see no Huck boner anywhere, so I figger it's all the way up in her... they seem to be half asleep, relaxin', though. They sort of come awake as we come in, an' Denise gets up off ol' Huck an' his big ol' boner... His thang is a whole lot bigger than before... I figger that the lessons that Jo-Jo gave him musta worked, somehow... As Denise gets up, she turns, lookin' down at the floor... an', as she raises her head she sees my pole, still standin' tall an' proud, a shiver runs all over her, her eyes roll up, an' she almos' faints ! When she gets her balance back, she walks up to me, slowly... she's not as big in front as Diane, but she's very, very pretty... She looks in my eyes to see if I think it's all-right as she touches my rod, very gently. I nod my head. She looks over at Diane an' says, "Can I...?" Diane nods her head, an' Denise holds me, with her pretty head in my shoulder, as we walk slowly back to the other room. When we get there, she looks as if she wants to whisper in my ear, I bend t'ward her, she licks my ear, then whispers, "Don't hold back... give me all you got !" Well, there wuz more happy screamin, comin' from our room than ever came from any other. I heard some happy moans comin' from the other room, though. Later, Denise said that, while she wuz a screamer, her sister wuz alluz a moaner. By the time Fanny came back, we wuz all tryin' on different suits, both the gals huggin' an' kissin' all over us. They showed Fanny how they had gotten over they problem with the "inseam," rubbin' all up an' down our pants legs, an' when our boners got big, they took the measure. Denise said that they jes' had to allow room for cock. Diane rubbed me real good, ‘til I had a real pant-leg full, licked her lips an' said, "I always make room for cock !" If this didn't guv Fanny a clew as to what went on, the very fak that, as me an Huck wuz standin' there with nice suits on, both of the girls wuz buck nekkid, should have made it clear !