Chapter V - "Maid Service" Uncle Bill had decided that, for good reason, he shouldn't try to get a permanent, live-in maid to help around the suite. He had worked out a plan which involved getting one to come in for a few days, then go back and rotate them around so that they wouldn't get "used" to being here all the time. This plan might eliminate some of the foreseen problems. In any case, he thought, they could try it out for a while and see how it works out. He also didn't see a need for he or French to "interview" them before hiring. He thought it better if they just went with a very reliable service and let them do the selection. The very first of these "service maids" was due today, and everyone was excited to see how it all worked out. When she came to the door, Bill was actually relieved. She was a short, plumpish woman in her early thirties. She had very good credentials, was pleasant, friendly and seemed quite professional. Sissy seemed a little dissapointed, but this was better, Bill thought, there would be far less tension with this one. She introduced herself as Lois, and went on to describe her past employment. Bill went on to explain that they trusted the agency and she didn't have to prove herself to them. After showing her around the apartment, explaining what needed to be done... and what needed to be left alone... and after she got over the initial shock of meeting the twins, she was left to her own devices. Sissy seemed to warm up to her right away... although she was not in Sissy's "league," they seemed to hit it off. When she finally got used to the twins "antics," she actually thought they were "cute" and didn't seem to mind their shenanigans. Mr. French, who usually liked plumpish women, thought she was a "bit odd," but tried to be friendly. The next day, Sissy was talking with Uncle Bill and the subject of Lois came up. He said, "It's almost a relief not to worry about having another buxom beauty flitting about the house." Sissy gave him a curious look, stuck her ample chest out and said, "I thought you liked us buxom beauties?" "Don't get me wrong, I really appreciate well-endowed women, but I need a little break from them... they're wearing me out! This Lois seems to be a nice, however plumpish lady... no tension there!" Sissy broke into such a laugh that Bill thought she might need medical help. She soon recovered, however, and went on to say, "Uncle Bill... Lois is not a 'frump.' I helped her in the shower last night and that's not her belly. She does that to avoid unwanted attention. I thought you had a better eye for women than that! Watch her more closely... you'll see!" That day, Bill just sat about the suite, catching up on his reading, occasionally watching Lois out of the corner of his eye. He tried to keep her from catching him, but thought that she might have noticed him watching her a few times. Later, in the kitchen, while he was fixing himself a snack, she came in and made a fuss about doing it for him. "That's my job," she said, with a smile, "let me fix you something nice." He did as he was told, sat in the dining room as she made him some soup and a sandwich. She brought it in on a tray and placed it in front of him and was not leaving until she saw him start to eat. As she was turning to go, she stopped, turned back and said, "May I speak frankly, sir?" "Of course," Bill said, "whatever is on your mind." Motioning for her to sit. "Well, sir," she started, "please excuse my candor... but... have you been... watching my... well, my figure, sir?" Bill almost dropped his sandwich, he looked so distraught that she thought better of it and withdrew her question. Bill said, "No, no, that's all right... I get asked much stranger questions... believe me! Please, sit... I'll try to... put your mind at ease..." She sat again and Bill looked for the right words. "Let's say that... I was... just curious... I see people all the time and I... well, I... sort of... read their body language... It helps me to make appraisals of their... ah... well their comfort level with their jobs, you see. It's an old habit and hard to break. Now... I'll admit that I, like all men... all straight men, that is... like to admire the female form... and... sometimes that part of me... sort of creeps in when I'm... evaluating... you see?" "Well, I see, sir," she said, not in a huffy way, but acting a bit more friendly. She stood again, and did a turn, not unlike a fashion model, "Do you like my figure?" "Well, it's... a little hard to... 'figure' out..." Bill said, not quite sure what to say. She made a small laugh at his pun, and asked him what he meant. "Well, I mean, you seem to have nice trim ankles... the skirt conceals the rest of you, but your waist is small, too... the rest is very confused... but... you have a nice face, a little plumpish, but quite pretty... I'm just not sure..." "Well, I guess that the confused part is my fault... you see... I am rather... well... busty... I try to hide it to avoid confrontations... from men... in the street... I don't need to hide it from... people I trust." Bill thought to himself, "Uh oh, here I go again." Out loud, he said, "That's okay, you needn't explain... I promise not to bother you again." wanting to avoid confrontation. "That's alright, I think I'm beginning to trust you... you can come to my room, tonight and I'll show you... I want you to trust me, too. I don't want to hide things from you." Bill looked frustrated, he wanted to maintain a level of decorum in his dealings with his help... but he didn't want her to feel uncomfortable in his presence. He told her he would come, but inwardly he was still deciding. That evening, after all the housework was done, and the kids were all put to bed, Bill was still in his lounging outfit, pacing up and down in the hallway, near the guest room. He heard a door creak open... curiostity drove him to at least take a discreet look. There Lois stood, in the doorway... she was in a sheer nightie and the mystery was all gone. She had a marvelous figure. Her face, which was a little on the plump side, belied her figure, which was not plump at all... save for the two soft torpedoes standing out firm and respectable from her body! "What she must go through to hide those!" he thought. "So, what do you think," she asked, "grotesque, perhaps?" Bill gulped, "No, no! Not at all... you have a gorgeous figure! I know many women with bodies like yours... and a lot who wish they had such a figure! You really shouldn't be ashamed of your body... don't let a few rude people dictate what you wear... You don't deserve to torture yourself into frumpy, body-hiding clothes just to spite them!" "You don't find me repulsive... ugly... ?" "Not at all... in fact..." he looked down, what he was afraid would happen was definitely happening... there was a swelling in the front of his robe that was becoming rapidly obvious. He tried bending forward to make it less obvious, but she had seen it and was amused. "Could it be that you have been hiding something, too?" she said, giving him a look that said that he'd been caught in his own lie! She pulled him inside, quickly and quietly shutting the door, "Come on, I showed you mine... now it's time to show me yours." he hesitated, "Come on!" she remained firm, "It's only fair!" Bill was caught in his own trap. He did believe in fairness, but he thought it was being forced upon him... he was also worried about where all this play might lead. She teased at the flap to his robe... then she teased him by rubbing her torpedoes against his front... his cock jumped a little, "Oh!" she said. She became more determined, she stood right in front of him and reached up and squeezed her breasts through the nightie.. this sent his cock into spasms of jumping! She thought this was delightful and felt a sense of power she had denied herself before. "Okay, okay... if you'll stop... I'll show you!" She promised, and he slowly opened his robe... at first, she didn't see much... he'd had his new boxers on and only when she looked down below the hem did she see the snake-like appendage hanging out of one his short's legs. Then she followed the bulge it made in his shorts up and suddenly realized just how long it had to be! "My God!" she exclaimed, "is it..." she did a little shimmy and caressed her breasts and watched in awe as his snake first grew longer, then thicker... then started to rise against the inside of his boxers. "Real?" Bill finished, "Yes, it's real..." "Did I... make it do... that?" Bill nodded. "How... how big does it get?" "You don't want to know." Bill intoned monotonally. "But... I do! I do!" Lois was getting very excited. She felt a power over men she didn't realize that she had. She wasn't a virgin, despite her virginal reaction, but men had only previously done things to her, not involving her in the whole process, not giving her a chance to feel... things. "It gets... much, much bigger," Bill said, warming up to Lois and realizing that she must have been either neglected or treated very badly in the past. "I want to see it," she beamed, giving Bill a killer smile... bouncing up and down with the enthusiasm of a young child. However, she was no child and the effect of her bouncing was to make his rod stiffen even more, rising to the point of almost tearing his shorts. This made her even more excited and Bill responded, "It would involve getting very personal... very, very personal!" "That's fine with me... I'm beginning to trust you a... lot...!" she cooed while grabbing him in a big, warm, soft hug... There was a sudden ripping sound as his shorts gave their last gasp and gave up the fight. She had not been wearing any bottoms to her nightie and as his cock rose between her legs she felt it wrap around her cunny as it slapped its head against her bottom! "Oooohh! Oooooooohhh!" she moaned as the actual size and strength of his swelling monster cock became very real to her. She held him even tighter, her pontoon-sized breasts pushed up into his face! She found her body taking over, doing involuntary things like rubbing her pussy seductively along the length of his rod! This resulted in his pole rising to the point where her feet left the ground. "Oooooohhh! Ooooooooooohhhhh!" she moaned, as she suddenly realized she wanted everything his monster cock could deliver... and more! "Do me! Do me!!" she screamed! Down in the butler's room, Sissy looked up and smiled and then went back to helping Patti take Mr. French to a world he never dreamed of... Bill knew that with inexperienced women it was better to let them get on top so that they could be in control... He laid back on the guest bed, Lois was completely wrapped around him and ended up on top. When she realized where she was, she took full control... She was sopping wet, and only had to move her behind up until his monster cock-head was at the entrance to her eager hole! By this time it was ready, willing and able to swallow anything and gobbled up the knob of his rod like an appetizer! There was a part of her that wanted to impale herself immediately, there was another part that said, "Carefully, now!" The cautious part gradually lost ground, while the ravenous part became more and more dominant... before long all she wanted to do was ride him like a pony, but it felt like she was straddling a bull elephant!! By morning she was still going strong... and thinking that he had the hugest pair of balls she had ever felt... before she realized that she was feeling them against her butt! "My God!" she thought, "Is he all the way up inside me?!!" Then she became aware that he had fallen asleep! "Good morning, Darling!" she said, as she rubbed her swollen breasts against his face, waking him up. As he woke, he saw and felt two humongous hooters in his face and instinctively his boner shot up inside her swelling up, thickening and lengthening to record proportions! "That's more like it," she moaned. He rolled her over on her back and decided to give her a royal screwing! Bill pumped her like a jackhammer all morning long... the more he gave her, the more she liked it! Lunchtime brought them all together in the kitchen. The girls had opted to go buck naked around the house. French still had his briefs on, but had managed to throw a proper shirt, tie and jacket on before leaving his room... it looked rather silly, but that was French! The twins were already fed and in the garden, running around... also probably buck naked! Lois didn't want to go downstairs, she was having too much fun in her bedroom, but finally conceded... as long as she could show herself off! It was plainly obvious to everyone that these two naked people had been screwing themselves silly all night! When French saw Lois in her true light, he became much more interested, but Lois had a death-grip on her partner's still-huge boner. Mr. French was sporting a veritable salami just under the band of his briefs, threatening to pop out everytime he moved. But, Lois had her stud, who couldn't possibly hide his outrageous boner, and she was not about to be giving him up! Next Up - Chapter VI - ""