Voodoo iPhone 
 
Tim is a geek.  Six foot tall, but thin as a rail, he rules his high school clique as the 
reigning nerd.  Always with the first of everything, he had taken apart more consumer 
electronics than most people owned.  And he really, really wants an 
iPhone.  Unfortunately for Tim, he is also lazy.  He had waited to stand in line for a 
phone until Friday, by which time the line had extended the length of the mall and out the 
main entrance.  There was no chance for Tim to get his toy. 
 
With a sigh, Tim wanders the mall resigning himself to buying one off eBay at horribly 
inflated prices.  Moping along, he notices a store hed never seen before, one that doesnt 
seem to fit in with the chain clothing stores and gadget shops that dominate the 
mall.  First of all, the place is dark, with heavy velvet curtains separating the mall from 
the store.  Second, instead of the normal carefully designed signage, the place has a 
broken wooden plaque with the words Oddities and Sundries, Supplies for the 
Discriminating Wiz- on it, the remainder belonging to the long missing broken half of 
the sign. 
 
Intrigued, Tim walks in, pushing the musty curtains away with a cascade of dust.  Inside 
the dimly lit shop stand ceiling-high shelves piled with what look like rejects from a thrift 
store.  Another curtain hangs in a doorway at the rear of the store, with a small stool 
blocking the way.  Examining the shelves more closely, Tim finds the strangest collection 
of stuff, including a shriveled hand, an antique pocket watch with a broken crystal, a 
dusty handkerchief with the initials H.H. embroidered on it, and a device that looks just 
like a 1920s era B-movie ray gun. 
 
Engrossed by the items, Tim doesnt notice that a figure has emerged from the back room 
until he hears a polite cough. 
 
What can I help you with, young man? says the figure.  Im certain that my humble 
store has what youre looking for. 
 
Tims first impression is that this guy really knows how to act the part.  Ancient, with a 
gray beard and long hair, the short wizened old man sports a dark blue robe of velvet with 
stars and comets embroidered in silver thread.  His head is topped off with a tall conical 
wizards cap, with a silver tassel hanging off the end. 
 
ErI doubt it, says Tim, I was hoping to buy an iPhone, but the line at the Apple 
store winds for a couple city blocks. 
 
Ah, the lazy shopper, well sometimes laziness can pay off, you know!  I think I may 
have something here that will interest you. 
 
As the old wizard says this, he raises his hand and points to the shelf that Tim was just 
examining.  There, where Tim could have sworn the pocket watch had stood, a brand new 
iPhone had appeared. 
 
Woah!  Whered you get this? exclaims Tim. 
 
Ah, well some of us have friends at Apple, you see, says the old man, almost 
sheepishly.  Its an advance copy and has some features that have been disabled on the 
mass-market version.  Ive had a hand in developing some of the features myself! 
 
Cool! says Tim.  How much do you want for it? 
 
Well, I dont have much use for it myself, so Ill let you have it for a hundred 
bucks.  The special features mean that youll want to take the unlimited plan with AT&T, 
of course, but I can activate your phone here, if youd like. 
 
Its a deal! says Tim, hardly believing his luck. 
 
One thing says the old man, taking the phone from the shelf.  You have to promise me 
that youll not let anyone else use the phone.  ErI dont want to get in trouble with 
Steve Jobs, you see.  He could make things difficult for me down at the 
guildahoffice. 
 
With that, the old man pulls a very odd-looking iPod connector that resembles an old 
stick more than anything else, plugs it into the phone, and activates it. 
 
There you go, young man, he says as Tim hands over the money with trembling 
hands.  Have fun, and dont let anyone know where you got it, eh? The old man gives 
Tim a quick wink. 
 
Elated with his find, Tim thanks the old man and runs out into the mall to check out his 
new toy.  Just as he steps outside, however, he realizes that he didnt get the packaging or 
any peripherals.  How would he recharge it?  Turning around, hes startled by a brightly 
lit and consumer friendly Baby Gap instead of the expected velvet curtains. 
 
Holycrap, he says with a dazed and befuddled gasp. 
 
Stunned, Tim collapses onto a bench, and after a few dazed minutes, he looks at the 
phone in his hand.  It appeared to be a regular iPhone, to his eyes. 
 
Well, he thinks, might as well play with the thing before it runs out of power. 
 
Selecting the phone book, he sees that the phone had come pre-loaded with someone 
elses contacts.  These included regular names like Harry and Lance as well as some 
odd ones, including Albus, Gandalf, and something called The Ninth 
Circle.  Curious, he looks at the number for Albus, and sees a decidedly strange number 
that seemed to include runic symbols. 
 
Turning to the phones other features, he selects the camera.  Looking around for a 
suitable subject, he takes the picture of a cute teenaged shopper nearby, and looks at the 
screen.  There was her picture, as expected.  Checking out the resolution, he tries out the 
phones zooming feature, and discovers that the phone must have an amazing imaging 
chip because he is able to zoom in to the fuzz on the girls shirt, with no pixilation. 
 
Zooming out again, he notices a button labeled edit.  Hitting the button, a palette not 
unlike one from Photoshop appears on the screen.  Deciding to have a little fun, Tim uses 
the controls to grow her chest to impressive size, with each breast nearly the size of a 
basketball. 
 
Chuckling to himself, he notices that a new button had popped up during his editing 
labeled apply.  Huh, maybe this would fix some of the editing artifacts that had cropped 
up with his fooling around.  Hitting the button and staring at the screen, he soon hears a 
gasp, and then a scream.  Looking up, he sees the girl clutching her chest as it rapidly 
expands to match Tims manipulations!  Buttons begin to pop off her blouse with the 
relentless growth, until, with a snap, her bra gives way, and the breasts leap forward, 
tearing what remains of the garment.  Her breasts now free from their constraint, bob 
buoyantly, just as Tim had drawn. 
 
In a stunned daze, the girl slides to the floor, her friends understandably freaked out by 
the spectacle. 
 
Tim decides its best to leave and quickly slips out of the mall.  He cannot believe what 
he has just seen, and carefully clutches his new phone as he runs to his car.  He has to 
find someplace private to experiment with his new prize.  Knowing that his parents are 
away for the weekend, he drives home and quickly climbs the stairs to his room. 
 
Staring at the phone, Tim begins to hear laughing and screaming from his open 
window.  Looking out, he sees his older sister, Megan, and her friends in the back yard 
lounging by the pool.  He looks down, and sees his sisters best friend, Tina, lying on a 
lounge wearing a modest bikini.  Tim had always had something of a crush on Tina.  A 
cheerleader, she had an athleticism that he had always found attractive, and while her 
Japanese heritage gave her a relatively small body, what she had was well muscled.  With 
breasts on the smallish side for a cheerleader, Tina had the outgoing and friendly 
personality to overcome any shortcomings. 
 
With trembling hands, Tim snaps a picture. 
 
Sitting at his desk, he begins to make changes.  With visions of the girl in the mall in his 
head, he first expands Tinas breasts, albeit with more restraint than before.  Expanding 
her pert orbs first to the size of softballs, he pushes a little further into the volleyball 
range.  Reviewing his handiwork, he realizes hes made her a little out of proportion, so 
he resizes her so that shes six feet tall, instead of her original 5 foot 2 inches.  
 
With her new height, her new image looks almost scrawny, so he takes the time to 
expand her arms and legs, with almost cartoonish results.  Not the finest artist, he looks to 
the control panel to see if theres any way to get some artistic assistance.  There he finds 
a menu labeled templates that opens to reveal stylized body shapes, arms of various 
muscularity and legs from willowy sticks to tree trunks. 
 
Choosing carefully, Tim molds Tinas image until she resembles a fitness model, with a 
washboard abdomen and strong, cut arms and legs that take nothing away from her 
femininity. 
 
He looks out the window to see that the girls had begun playing volleyball in the 
pool.  Staring at Tina, he hits the Apply button with a shaking hand.  As he watches, 
Tina begins to change.  Unaware of what is happening to her in the heat of the game, 
Tina makes a couple of truly acrobatic shots, but soon the other girls are staring at her 
and the game stalls. 
 
Whats up? she says, as her body expands.  Why are you all staring at me?  As her 
breasts grow, they begin to strain her bikini top uncomfortably.  Looking down to 
readjust, Tina gasps at her rapidly inflating boobs.  From behind, Tim can see that her 
bottom has begun to clear the water, and that her suit is slowly crawling between her 
buttocks as they develop into the perfect muscular shape he had chosen.  
 
With a pop Tinas top suddenly snaps open and her new breasts leap forth in all their 
perfection with nipples straining out, erect and proud.  Quickly, she grabs her breasts and 
looks down at her friends.  Now a six foot amazon, Tina lets out a little scream and, 
freaked out, leaps from the pool and runs into the house.  The other girls stare 
uncomprehendingly, and Tims sister begins to follow 
 
Tim hears a thumping as Tina runs up the stairs, and a slamming of the bathroom door. 
 
Tina! calls Tims sister from the stairs.  Are you OK? 
 
Go away! yells Tina.  I want to be alone! 
 
What happened? whispered Tims sister from outside the bathroom door.  I cant 
believe you just grew like that!  It was amazing! 
 
II dont know, said Tina. 
 
Can I come in, asks Megan. 
 
After a couple of minutes, Tim can hear Tina unlocking the door, and his sister slipping 
into the bathroom. 
 
My god Tina, youre huge!  exclaims Megan. 
 
I dont know what happened.  I just felt this tingling, and suddenly Im some kind of 
Amazon! cries Tina. 
 
Well, Id give anything for that to happen to me, says Tims sister.  It seems like my 
friends got all the boobs and the bodies, and Im doomed to remain a stick all through 
high school.  With that body, youre going to be unstoppable next year! 
 
I guess, said Tina. 
 
Tim suddenly has an idea.  Looking back to the picture he took earlier, he isolates his 
sister.  Thinking of what to do, he expands her breasts to softball size, and grows her 
height to five foot eight.  Giving her womanly curves, he keeps her cute in an athletic 
kind of way.  Then he hits apply. 
 
What the said Megan, as the changes begin.  Im changing tooooo! 
 
Tim is a little frustrated that he cannot see his handiwork, so he goes back to exploring 
his phone.  Curious to the cameras capabilities, he checks the help file and discovers 
something called remote viewing.  Apparently, the phone can view any location.  He 
just needs to load up Google Maps, select a location, and hit the camera icon, and a live 
action view of that location shows up. 
 
Hot damn, says Tim as the view of the bathroom pops onto the screen.  The image it 
shows him is amazing!  The two girls are examining their new assets in the mirror.  Tina 
is caressing her breasts wonderingly, and her nipples are becoming erect with the 
attention.  Megan, who hadnt burst out of her suit so dramatically, was gazing 
unbelievingly in the mirror at the model that appeared before her.  Tim is impressed at 
how beautiful she looks with the improvements hed made. 
 
Curious, Tim touches Megans image on the screen.  Up pops a little menu that includes 
items like Cut, Copy and Paste, and Properties.  Hitting the Properties menu, he gets a 
list of attributes in alphabetical order.  Each seems to open into a sub-menu. 
 
Tim touches the Emotion menu, and gets a new list including stuff like happiness and 
arousal.  Hitting the arousal menu, he finds several sliders, including physical 
arousal, horniness and pleasure.  Tim starts shaking slightly as he pulls all three to 
the right until they all read 100%.  Hesitating, Tim hits the apply button. 
 
Suddenly, his sister gets a glazed look on her face, as her nipples spring erect and her 
hands begin to rub her body.  Closing her eyes, she shoves one hand into her bathing suit 
bottom and clutches her breast with the other. 
 
Ohhhh God! she moans as she pleasures herself with her fingers.  Trembling, she sits 
on the edge of the tub. 
 
Whats wrong! says Tina.  Are you ok?  Holy...what are you doing!? she says with a 
mixture of fear and disgust.  Thinking quickly, Tim accesses her properties and pulls up 
her arousal sliders.  Hitting apply, he notices another slider labeled sexual preference 
and opens it.  He realizes that he could set her preferences to anything!  Quickly, he sets 
both girls preference to bisexual and returns to the image view. 
 
Tina looks up from her groping and stares at Megan.  She begins to crawl toward the 
smaller girl, her eyes fixated on her sopping crotch.  Grasping her by her waist, Tina tries 
to lift Megan from the tub to gain access to Megans treasure, but is unable to manage the 
feat.  Tim, wanting to see the show, quickly accesses her preferences and looks for 
something labeled strength.  Seeing a long list that includes emotional strength and 
mental strength he finally finds physical strength.  Opening the control, he sees a 
dial.  Turing it clockwise, the display shows a multiple of her current strength.  Eager to 
get back to the show, he spins the dial twice, so that the display shows 3x, and hits 
apply. 
 
Suddenly, Tina is able to lift Megan from the tub.  Lifting her with one hand, Tina 
reaches with her free hand to grabbed Tinas suit bottom and rip it from her. With Tinas 
crotch now free, she plunges in to lick Tinas clit. 
 
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! groans Megan, as pleasure wracks her body.  Incredibly turned on by 
the spectacle, Tim begins to rub his crotch through his jeans.  Seeing how much his sister 
is enjoying Tinas licking, Tim modifies Tinas tongue to be six inches long.  Soon Tina 
is busy fucking his sister with her tongue! 
 
Oh God! screams Megan. Oh Fuck!  Im cumming!  Ahhhhhhhhhh! 
 
As Megan thrashes in her orgasm, her pussy clenches down on Tinas tongue, spasming 
with pleasure. 
 
That was amazing! pants Megan as she comes down from the heights of orgasm.  Oh, 
Tina.  Oh, I wish I could return the favor! 
 
Getting the hint, Tim quickly modifies Megans tongue so that its nearly a foot 
long!  Noticing that the tongue also has a preferences menu, he takes the time to boost its 
sensitivity so that his sister might experience some pleasure in the giving! 
 
Megan reaches up to kiss her friend and both their eyes open wide as they realize that 
Megans tongue is now immense.  Breaking away, Megan snakes her tongue down Tinas 
body and wraps it around one of her breasts.  The tip slides around to Tinas nipple, and 
begins flicking it intensely. Tina groans with pleasure and begins to once again finger 
herself.  Sliding down further, Megan runs her new appendage over Tinas slit, roughly 
flicking her clit in the process.  Tina gasps in pleasure!  Soon the spectacle on Tims 
screen is unbelievable; with Tina is standing over Megan like a colossus, her legs apart, 
and Megan crouching between her well muscled legs literally fucking Tina with her 
tongue.  
 
Tim, meanwhile, has nearly spurted in his pants!  God, thinks Tim! Tinas so 
beautiful.  Shed be awesome even bigger!  
 
With trembling hands, Tim resized Tina so that shes at least eight feet tall and hits 
apply.  Immediately, Tina begins to grow.  Groaning, she grabs a breast with one hand 
and yells, Oh shit, Megan, Im growing again! 
 
Tinas head approaches the ceiling, and Tina reaches up to balance herself against 
it.  Now Megan is almost standing to reach Tinas sex, with her hand furiously pumping 
between her own legs.  Suddenly, both girls come.  Megan screams and bucks against her 
hand, while Tina roars her pleasure and grabs the shower curtain rod, mangling it in the 
throes of her orgasm. 
 
Exhausted, both girls slide to the floor of the bathroom.  Megan crawls into Tinas arms, 
and pants into her friends breasts. 
 
Tim, of course, has come all over himself, badly staining his pants in the process.  
 
As he recovers his composure, he hears the sounds of Megans friends coming up the 
stairs in worried confusion. 
 
This is going to be awesome! he sighs to himself. 
 
(To Be Continued)
